Good evening, Comrades. This is Wanda Gutierrez. Um... I was elected to lead the media outreach team for the Socialist Party of Kalistan, representing the more than 41,000 voters who supported the Socialist, uh, Party in the last elections. So now I am the new Station Manager here at Radio Kaliburg, and also, a part time DJ, I guess too. At least for a little white.
A little about me... Um, Well, I'm a Sophomore at University of Odufaray in mass communications and with a minor in theater. And yeah, so when Comrade Beloit got control of the Party Headquarters last summer, they also told us that we also have a Radio Station in the Capital... Well, I guess it isn't the capital anymore. Because Lewis had it moved to Luxon... but yeah, still our capital. Anyway... We got a real quick class in Shortwave and FM broadcasting, and after some circuits blew out when we first fired up the transmitters, and we had to replace them, I guess we're operating on 100 Watts of power now, broadcasting all over Kaliburg at 89.1 FM. In the coming weeks, when we get our replacement parts in we will boost that signal up to a 10,000 watt transmission and will rebroadcast on AM for the entire Republic, and then also rebuild and, um... re... at... ten... uate the antenna, whatever that means and will broadcast across the world on Shortwave. But that's for the future.
Um. First I have a request: From Dave in Port Davon. He says, "I voted for the Socialists because really, I think these Democrats are trying to sell out the country." Dave notes that increase of sales tax on essentials while decreasing it on luxury items shifts the tax burden onto the poor in Kalistan. He asked me to dedicate a song by a really old band or something like that... called Prophets of Doom? This is some MOLDY oldies. Anyway, he wants to dedicate this song to the leader of the Democratic Party here in Kalistan. Its called "Hail To the Chief"... Alright... play it... (mic cuts)
Whoa... that's some serious music... They used to make music like this in Kalistan?
Wow.
Alright. Time for some announcements.
The Socialist Party is beginning to reorganize the militia here in Kaliburg. Anyone who is interested in joining the militia should go to Revolution Mall in Downtown Kaliburg. The Party said there would be free pizza there for all attendees, and they wanted to be clear: Everyone is welcomed, if you are a man or a woman or if you can run a mile or you're crippled... You're welcome there and the Party can find a job for you. In the Militia
Next up- We are organizing a Voter registration drive starting monthly here in the Capital and all across the nation. Did you know that only 6 out of every 10 voters cast a vote in the last election? I know, right? So if you ever want to see socialism in Kalistan, you all need to get out there and vote and it starts by registering. Organizers from the Socialist Party will be on hand to help you sign up and to get your contact information.
Next announcement: Comrade Marguerite Beloit, Speaker of the Socialist Party Will be delivering a speech denouncing the constitutional changes that are going on in this country. This speech will be held on the grounds of Kaliburg Polytechnic Institute, and then Comrades will march over to Kaliburg Republican University and have a rally. The Speech begins at one on Saturday, and the march steps off promptly at 2pm.
Finally, there will be a petition drive to get ODEN to begin sponsoring GanJams again. The people of Kalistan just LOVE their music festivals and their weed. I should know... But anyway, to kick the petition drive off, the SP would like to get more than 100,000 signatures on a petition in one month! Think we can do it? I think we can. To kick off the petition drive, the Party will be having a smokedown on Capital Springs. We'll have food, good herb donated by your friend in the SP, and some music events. Plus, of course, a petition for you to sign. The Party is looking for volunteers to help with that event so if you know anyone who wants to smoke reefer and circulate some petitions, go ahead and volunteer them for this petition drive. Ha ha, Just kidding. I mean yourself. The Smokedown will be held on March 3, which is a Saturday.
And those are your Announcements from Radio Kaliburg. Now for some more music.
The fans asked for it, and so we'll play it. Its a song by our friends in Salgo, who have recently been named to the FOMAT contest in Selucia this summer! Yay! I really like this band, and I am so glad they are releasing new music and representing our country. Here's the song they DIDN'T submit to the Concert, this one's called... 68. Here on Radio Kaliburg.
... I mean, yeah, he really sucks... Yeah, I can't believe they won, for real... Man, what a terrible Presid... Oh... We're back...
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Hey, we're gonna get out of here for tonight, and hand the mic to Jay Wild, who is gonna take your through the evening. Someone just told me that I was like the first voice on Radio Kaliburg in like 4 Generations. So I mean, that's pretty awesome, right? Before I leave, there is one more thing I gotta announce: First of all, like I know the elections were a real disappointment. Think of all the work that the kids and the candidates did to get on the ballots, and even then it wasn't enough. But we're just getting started folks. We may have to wait until the next 6 years, but think of where we will be by then! They're letting Comrade Beloit propose bills, and we're finally getting these guys on record as supporting some really wicked stuff besides. Plus, the Democrats are showing their true colors, and the strategy is two fold, you know?
So hang in there, guys. In six years, the oldest Comrades in the Socialist Movement will be in their mid 20s. We are a youth movement in Kalistan right now, and just remember: Every day that goes by there are more of us and less of them.
Alright. I'mma peace out til tomorrow, and I'll be back with a full show and lots of great music. And before Jay takes my place here in the booth, Let's just spin one track, dedicated from me to The Current gang of Democrats who have fled the capital and are probably meeting in a conference room at the Hall of Fame down there in Luxon, because there isn't any adequate meeting space for the operation of a National Assembly. This one is by the Kaliburg Punk Band called Time Smites Old Losers. Called "Abolish Government". And just remember: The Socialist Party of Kalistan is the Silenced Majority. The Democrats just need to recognize that fact!
You're listening to Radio Kaliburg! I'm your girl Wanda Gutierrez. See you tomorrow, Ladies and Ladies!
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