KRTVN Relaunched in Kaliburg
The Radio-Television Network seeks to reunite Kalistan's splintered media landscapeKaliburg, Ananto
February 12, 4882Post-Punk band Brown Paper Bag plays inaugural concert for reformed KRTVNThe Kalistani Radio-Television Network, long a mainstay for Kalistani Media, last blinked off the air in a slew of unofficial divestment efforts more than 70 years ago. In the years since KRTVN was sold off to private, nominally "non-profit" media conglomerates, the media landscape in Kalistan splintered, and then became stagnant.
"God, TV is abysmal these days" was a popular sentiment recorded when The Republic recently conducted a poll of readers aged 18-30. "I don't even watch tv anymore. I'd rather go to a club and listen to a live band play than watch whatever claptrap is on television," said one participant. Another was more explicit: "Oh yeah, I took a shotgun to my tv a few years ago. Just the kind of commercials they played... it was all lies, and they treated me like I was an idiot."
Radio fared a little better, but common complaints were: "mindless corporate music", "Too many commercials," "DJ talking over EVERY song to advertise" and "News is all unreliable." For the most part, participants in the poll gave Kalistani TV a "Zero" in quality and gave the radio a "four" out of ten.
As this poll was being conducted, a small measure was passing through the National Assembly. The vote was conducted by acclamation, rather than a formal vote. At issue was whether to recharter the KRTVN, which had been at the center of Kalistani cultural excellence so often in the past. In a particularly contentious session discussing possible sanctions on Lourenne for their refusal to change the stile of their Monarch, The Premier of the Republic put the session into recess, but required all members to remain in their place. Suspending business is a relatively rarely used measure which is equivalent to calling an executive session of the National Assembly. Usually it is only members of the Government and the Shadow Government who remain back for Executive Session, but this time the Premier meant for all Deputies to Participate.
Normal Order suspended temporarily, the Premier put the following motion on the floor: "That the
KRTVN Reorganization Act be brought back into force by acclamation." The motion was quickly seconded by the Culture Minister. The motion left most of the Assembly wondering why the Premier had suspended normal business to seek the reinstatement of a 120 year old act.
"It seemed like you Comrades were about to kill one another talking about Lourenne, and let's be completely honest: Television sucks." The comment from the 24 year old Premier brought raucous laughter from segments of the Assembled Deputies, who promptly applauded the Premier. Those who were more taciturn in their response nonetheless did not oppose the Premier. When she asked for debate on the question, one of the Oldest Members, Thomas "Tommy" Ulavaeus, from Vrassa City, said "Who could possibly disagree with you, Comrade?" Another round of applause followed the comment, and then the Premier put the matter to a vote. The Yeas were unanimous, and there was no opposition to the simple move. And with this, KRTVN was reborn once again.
KRTVN wasted no time acquiring the assets of the supposedly "non-profit" stations around the Republic. A message was sent out that all those operating radio and television stations and selling commercial advertisement had been in violation of the existing law for decades, and the law was now to be enforced with a process of collection of owed taxes and license suspensions. Stations could convert their existing holdings to public property, could still maintain their stations under their management, could draw a salary, and would owe no back taxes for profitable years if they applied for their license from the newly reopened KRTVN branches across the Republic.
Within a month of the issue of Amnesty, KRTVN ombudsman Terry Greene reported, "We had more than 90% compliance in the first week. There are one or two remaining hold outs, mostly in Odufaray, who are rural stations and have never been all that profitable to begin with. We will focus on bringing them in over the coming weeks."
With new National Networks springing up all across the Republic, the newly reignited powerhouses Radio 1 and TV 7 joined forces to put on a live, broadcast only concert, which was seen by an estimated 28 million Kalistanis. The concert featured a lineup of bands, mostly hard rock and alternative bands, but also a number of Electronic bands and more than a few Musica Egelian artists as well. FOMAT runners-up Salgo played at the top of the 7PM hour, while La Sol performed at 8pm. There was a festive atmosphere in the on-air studio, as well as in the Streets, where people played the concert from their cars, or loudly on their televisions. Impromptu block parties were organized across the Republic as people got together to cook out or to play sports while the music played.
"Pretty good for an unpublicized Concert, huh?" said organizer David van Doren. "I mean, 28 million. By word of mouth. One neighbor calling another saying "Turn on Channel 7 or turn on Channel 1... Th Response was phenomenal."
The show closed with a relatively unknown band from Senvias, Brown Paper Bag, who played a single song "Astigmatism" before the show ended. "They came up to the studio, and said "Hey, can we play? We're Brown Paper Bag from Senvias," said van Doren. "Nobody ever heard of these guys but we asked them, 'What do you sound like?' Th lead singer, Jeremy, I think was his name, said 'We're loud!' And, since dude had guts to just walk up to the studio, guitars, trap kit and amps in tow, we said 'Sure, you close the thing.' We made a great choice. It was a great way to end an amazing concert."
Indeed. KRTVN is now, two months later, generally in control once more of the radio and television stations in Kalistan. Commercial advertising has all but vanished, and new shows have even begun to appear on the airwaves. We look forward to a bright future from this phoenix which continues to get run into the dirt by liberals but continues to rise once more.
Brown Paper Bag performs "Astigmatism" on the Channel 1/7 innagural concert which was viewed by 28 million Kalistanis