by pentalarc » Mon Apr 27, 2009 3:13 am
KNN SPECIAL REPORT ***** KNN SPECIAL REPORT ****
ABORTION RATE SPIKES IN KALISTAN AFTER THE DESTRUCTION OF THE INTERNATIONAL CAUSES OF ABORTION REDUCTION AGREEMENT.
90% of Kalistanis Surveyed by KNN Think the Current Actions of the Right Wing Will Increase Abortions.
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Widespread shock across Kalistan at the destruction of I-COARA has turned to fear and sadness. Three weeks ago, Violet-Egattala Fiamma Hixon was overjoyed to find out she was pregnant with her third child. Now, she tearfully calls to set up an appointment for an abortion. Having to hang up for the second time, unable to control her sobbing long enough to speak, she curses the right wing for the removal of programs. A removal which will now force her into an abortion.
“All I ever wanted was a family,” Hixon stated from her home in Kaliburg, “now, I'm scared. The destruction of the COARA makes me wonder if I will be able to feed the children I have now. They are destroying all of the security that we had. I don't even know if I will have access to medical care, or if my rights and safety will be protected. This is breaking my heart. I even had names picked out already, SanHerous-Emilian Patchoulus Hixon for a boy, or Talia-Agnes Zuzanna Hixon for a girl.”
She then began crying uncontrollably. When she was finally able to speak again, our reporter asked, “What about those on the right who state that their intention is to reduce abortion?”
“They're lying!” She replied, her sadness turning to anger. “They say they want to prevent abortion, then they take away the ability for people to raise their children. They take a way the protection that women have from hate crimes because of pregnancy! We know what they really want: To control us, to control society, and to make us all into drones and slaves!”
Rainor-Go-Shirakawa Frodo Evelyn-Cornelius, who would be the father of record for Hixon's child if the right wing had not forced her into abortion could not be reached at his place of employment, the Pug Pub, a coffeeshop in Kaliburg. He had taken a personal day in order to acquire a gun, in case he needed to protect Hixon.
His actions may not be unrequired. Part of the COARA now at risk is the section that protects women from hate crimes, discrimination, or harassment, based on their reproductive choices or status. This is the reason why Yuna-Narumi Franks is considering abortion. Several years ago, when she was pregnant with her first child, she narrowly escaped death when a terrorist from the fascist anti-population group No More People! attempted to run her down on the sidewalk. The NMP! Member, and the leader who ordered the hit was prosecuted under the law which protected women from violence due to reproductive choices.
Of course, not everyone is angry with the right wing for ending the I-COARA. A spokesman from the aforementioend No More People!, who wished not to be identified, for fear it would, “Interfering with my cleansing of the world of these breeding sows,” had the following statement: “Years of voting for the right wing have finally paid off. Finally Kalistan will be able to stop these uneducated fools from breeding like rabbits. Every time I see some pregnant slut disgracing the surface of Terra, I feel like vomitting. Now I can do something about it. It's time they learned their place, working in factories, being useful, rather than sitting around violating Terra with their useless spawn.”
No More People! has announced that they will stage a series of protests and possible bombings at fertility clinics across Kalistan, to celebrate the victory of their right wing allies.
The Eagle Militia, a long-serving right wing fascist terrorist group also released a statement, from a member who wished only to be identified by his condename, “Puritanus.” “We rejoice that these steps have been taken. This is a process we have supported for a long time, and we are happy the right wing has gotten the power to help us with our plans. First you get rid of the so called “help” these leeches have been given in keeping Kalistan a plague. Then you get rid of abortions, and they know the score: Don't have sex, don't rebel, don't be immoral. Find yourself a military group, and enforce it upon those who haven't gotten it yet. It's time to control society. And if they start acting in an immoral manner. . .well, that's what a bullet to the back of the head is for. Besides, once we stop the high reproduction rate, we can start working to prevent race mixing, and we can finally cleanse Kalistan of this multi-ethnic “stupidity” and “tolerance.” Long live the Kalistani right wing!”
KNN did not have time to ask any right wing politicians about the statements of the Eagle Militia and No More People!, but, according to Puritanus, “We know that they support us. That's why we voted for them.”
Juan-Carlos Dufrense-Smythe, a minister with the Reformed Church of Kalistan has called for peace, and the resturn of the COARA. “I will be praying for the right wing to reverse their path and restore the I-COARA. However, I doubt they will ever hear reason, so I am praying for the return of Kalistani Left Alliance to power.”
Hixon, Evelyn-Corneilius, and Franks are likely praying for the same thing.
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