by Opakidabar » Wed Jul 15, 2009 8:09 pm
The Final Episode, Scene I
Since there was no reply from Pontesi side neither at conference nor this thread I can only assume that they abandoned their military bases in Gaduridos. This post I will make in two sections - one is for RP events as they happened, the second for Gaduridos official history.
Night, Villa El Prezidente, preparation for the attack
RP EVENTS
Messenger runs in: "El Prezidente, El Prezidente!"
Senor Rias, smoking Marligantos cigar, "Si, Carlos, tell me!"
Carlos: "My sources tell me Pontesi has abandoned its bases"
"Fuck!"
Carlos: "No Senor, is good. We win with no war!"
Rias: "Carlos, I tell what is good. Now leave, I will discuss with generals and elite journalists"
/Carlos leaves
Rias: "Senores, is a problem, we need a war to unite nation for propaganda!"
Generals, Journalists: "Yes", "Si", "Indeed senor", "Yes", "You right senor"
Rias: "Miguel, h[quote][/quote]ow bad is situation?"
General Miguel Panquesta: "Very bad, bases are abandoned, only some stuff members left..."
Rias: "Si, Marcos?!"
Journalist Marcos Riviera: "I have an idea! I have an idea!"
Rias: "Speak, Marcos!"
Journalist Marcos Riviera: "How about we dress our prisoners into Pontesi uniforms and paradrop them on objects before our military starts attack?"
Rias: "Brilliant, General Marcos!"
Journalist Marcos Riviera: "General?"
Rias: "Yes, you general now! Work on this, Senores, I want results!"
/Rias calls his secretary beautiful Carmena, pats her bottom and moves to door
Rias: "Wait, journalists, you think of some patriotic phrase I told to my men before attack! Si?"
/Rias hugs his secretary then walk out of room crooning a known pop song: "...tonight is the night when two become one.."
OFFICIAL HISTORY
Night before the greatest and most decisive battle of Gaduridos history El Prezidente called his men to discuss plans. After they finished their discussions El Prezidente prayed and said his speech: "Tonight Gaduridos is looking at us, today the whole world is looking on us, for tonight is the night when two parts of Gaduridos become one"