"Ignorance of Pussies" Controversy

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"Ignorance of Pussies" Controversy

Postby Captain-Socialist » Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:10 am

"Ignorance of Pussies" Uploaded to the Internet
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A screenshot from the offensive homemade movie that mocks the traditional religion of Barmenia.

Thousands of Barmenians have been left speechless by a low-bugdet home movie that shows Cats in an insulting light. The twenty five minute film uploaded to YouWire consists of footage of various cats chasing laser pointers, climbing into small boxes or fighting their reflections. Though the unloaders insist the film is light-hearted, Barmenians and other Felinists from all over the world have expressed deep shock and anger at the films lack of respect for Cats. "I have never in my life been so offended, the maker of this film must be punished, and the sacred household Cats agree with me" said one Barmenian Cat-Worshipper. However, defenders of the film claim that it is "political correctness gone mad to say this film is offensive, it's just a non-biased and objective documentation of how cats actually behave. If Felinists can't accept that then it is they who must alter their views."
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Re: "Ignorance of Pussies" Controversy

Postby catparty » Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:02 am

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Nosherwan tearing up a summary of the anti-Felinist propaganda film.

Nosherwan Hunter, the recently appointed admiral of the Barmenian Navy has called "Ignorance of Pussies" a global CATastrophe. He accuses the king of LuTHORi of being behind this assault on the Cat Gods, and promises that the Barmenian people will not sit idly by while Luthorian agents crawl around the world like dogs planting these seeds of defamation.

This hate film could lead Barmenia to exit its current state of isolationism and return to the international community with a vengeance.

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Re: "Ignorance of Pussies" Controversy

Postby LukasV » Thu Nov 15, 2012 2:39 pm

The Valruzian Empire condones the actions of the released film, stating that "no religious organization should be free from ridicule. It is only when humanity can laugh at oneself that we can truly reach a harmony".

Though not opposed to the cat-worship that is evident in Barmenia, the Valruzian government fails to see the appeal, and instead turns to the domestication of ocelots, which "are far cooler and far cuter."

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