posted by: 'E_Löfgren'
dated: 17 June 4784
reads: 177,948
status: archived, original post deleted
reason: RoT gov. request, account and post deleted
notes: translated out of Kivonian
content:
"Hey guys, Elias back with today's post. This one is gonna be a bit of a shocker. So as some of you know, before the war I lived in Kivonia, and was raised to distrust the disgusting ***** (note: slur deleted) Telamoners. So since I moved here,I've been doing a bit of peeking around. I was going backpacking last month, and noticed a lot of government trucks with the star and winged sword of the Elítusveit on them moving through a tunnel. When I got home I looked it up and apparently there is a small storage facility there that has frequent visits. But I was in that area for a few hours, almost an entire afternoon, and nothing left.
So I went back up there two days ago, on the pretense of going camping. I learned their schedules the first day, and tried to peek into what was in the trucks. I saw some crates and modern-looking containers with some sort of chemical symbols on them. On the second day, now that I knew when it was least likely I'd be seen, I snuck into the tunnel, thinking I'd find some secret storage or research center. Oh boy was I wrong. It was a hidden valley, with a city inside of it like nothing I'd seen before. More modern than any city in Telamon or Kivonia combined, all gleaming towers and white glimmering buildings. There was a quaint little sign next to it too, it said "Welcome to Falinnvík!"
So as I went in, I kept looking at any signs of what they were doing here. From my basic understanding of Skjöldunga, I saw some stuff about "genetics", "chemicals", "weapons", and something that ended with "genetics" but started differently, that I took to be eugenics. I heard weapon fire, so I took it they were also testing weapons or executing political prisoners. With the ***** (note: slur deleted) Telamoners you can never tell.
My analysis is that there is some sort of secret society where they are performing eugenics experiments on a small population, as well as some form of chemical or biological weaponry. And conventional weaponry of course, with the shots and explosions I heard. It seems like they know what's going on outside, there were jumbotrons with the news playing and everything, it seemed like they were there on their own accord. Well next week I'm going to see if I can crack any government files about this "Falinnvík", or "hidden cove". I doubt it as the coders that secure the government files are the best I've seen, but I'll try.
Government notice: Mr. Elias Löfgren was apprehended by police and his blog taken down. Reason for blog taken down: use of hate speech and slander against the government. Reason for arrest: use of hate speech and slander against the government on the internet, and being a spy from the Third Kivonian Republic and dissenter. Status: en route to government rehabilitation complex code 179AUB82t, floating prison, location north of Telamon in the Green Sea.