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Postby Captain-Socialist » Sat Jun 03, 2017 11:05 pm

Naquichinisa Hiraku Declares Himself President for Life
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Our glorious President has announced that instead of seeking his sixth term his fifth term of office will simply not end.

His Excellency Naquichinisa Hiraku announced today via tweet that the forthcoming presidential election shall be cancelled, and that only parliamentary elections shall hence forth be held in the Federal Republic of Chūhōkō. President Naquichinisa shall remain in office indefinitely, with the necessary changes to the constitution being made as a mere formality. Victorious in five elections and against as many coups and insurgencies, His Excellencies democratic credentials are unquestioned, for none is as beloved by the people as he. Term limits and the pointless exercise of presidential campaigns are merely barriers between the people and their chosen tribune, the immortal genius His Excellency President Naquichinisa Hiraku, reincarnation of Presidents Gayolicaltzin, Djoraxa and Zaachilla as well as at least one Emperor of the Gao-Showans. Since he had no declared opponent in the coming election and the endorsement of all legal political parties even the most blinkered Western liberals could no deny the rationality of his decision to be President until he passes onto on to be reincarnated as an even better President.

It is expected that the Zenshō Socialist dogs who lurk in the jungles shall react to this news with fearful cowering.
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Postby Captain-Socialist » Sun Jun 04, 2017 1:11 pm

Insurgent Leader Nucano Nano Declares Himself also President for Life of his Pathetic Malaria Infested Rebel Territoy
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The terroristic "soliders" of the evil Zenshō Socialist "Enlightened Peoples Republic of Chūhōkō", a illegal, unrecognised state that his Excellency President Naquichinisa Hiraku long ago drove in the deepest, most wretched of our jungles, where they have since turned to drug dealing and rapine.

Nucano Nano is an accursed name amongst all our people, hated and despised by all including the animals and the Kami spirits that inhabit inanimate objects. A rabble rouser, fraud and murderer who manipulated the most uneducated sections of the indigenous peasants against their social betters with his twisted Communistic interpretation of Daenic religion. Yet this vile dog has dared further his insults aganist the rule of His Excellency the President, by announcing mere days after our President legitimately made himself President for Life that he was now President for Life of his terroristic swamp hideout that he pretends is the "legitimate government", the so-called "Enlightened Peoples Republic of Chūhōkō". We all know Nucano Nano's so-called "landslide election victory" in 4191 was rigged, and we can only thank our glorious military for supporting the legitimate candidate, His Excellency Naquichinisa Hiraku, who has won every election since. For Nano to declare himself President for Life is an insult to the democratic process, and to the new constitution that His Excellency Naquichinisa Hiraku devised recently. Only the people can decide who deserves to be President for Life, not force of arms. We hope our military will finally penetrate further into his rebel den and defeat the Zenshō Socialist evil once and for all, whereupon their victims will be able to enjoy the right to confirm their support for His Excellency.
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Re: Chūhōkō Telegraph

Postby Captain-Socialist » Sun Jun 04, 2017 1:53 pm

Disgraced Traitor Xolo Ryūzōji Found in Contempt of Court for Declaring Himself President for Life
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Former opposition candidate was found in contempt of court today when instead of answering questions about his corruption and attempted election rigging he used his court appearance to declare himself President for Life and pardoned himself.

Ah yes, we all remember Xolo Ryūzōji, the so-called golden boy of the liberal reformists so beloved of the West. We remember his fine talk, his supposed opposition to "the corrupt system," his love of "human rights", his lofty plan of a "peace process" with Nucano Nano, how the foreign media and NGO's predicted that his brief popularity might even see him win an electoral contest against the peoples tribune, His Excellency the President, Naquichinisa Hiraku. We remember that supposedly "accurate" exit poll, his premature declarations of victory, the congratulations from the liberal elites and the West. But how did that all turn out, when before this supposedly great man could take office as President Elect, His Excellency the President, Naquichinisa Hiraku revealed the truth to us. With deep disappointment and regret, our President told us via live broadcast of the horrific truth of the endemic corruption within the opposition candidates campaign, and worse still, the grave conspiracy between the electoral commission and Xolo Ryūzōji to rig the election in the oppositions favour.

We remember the bluster and denials of the criminal, who even confronted with all the proof of his wrongdoings continued to insist he was "President Elect" and "victim of a obvious attempt to remove him by a monomaniacal dictator who refuses to give up power."

Well, today Xolo Ryūzōji had the audacity to use his appearance in court to declare himself "President for Life" and pardoned himself on all counts of corruption, election rigging and high treason and ordered the judge and the prosecution arrested.What egotism! What a outrageous refusal to accept the guilt which he should undoubtedly feel for daring to subvert our democracy! His Excellency the President, Naquichinisa Hiraku is the rightfully confirmed President for Life, not this wild eyed criminal who should hang for daring to come between the people and their democratically elected champion.
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Re: Chūhōkō Telegraph

Postby Captain-Socialist » Sun Jun 04, 2017 2:31 pm

Deposed Former President Toki Rusiguunda Declares Himself President-for-Life in Exile from the site of his House Arrest
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Ageing Ex-President Toki Rusiguunda, under house arrest within a foreign embassy for the last forty eight years, announced via a livestream that he was President for Life of the government in exile of the Federal Republic of Chūhōkō.

That shrivelled old man who was overthrow in the dark decades before His Excellency President Naquichinisa Hiraku brought stability to our land has had the gall to declare himself President-for-Life in a livestream from within the foreign embassy in which he has cowered for almost a generation. Toki Rusiguunda, who has taken to hard core gaming during his long house arrest, announced to the chat during one of his Let's Plays that the so-called "Government in Exile" had ratified documents making his President for life. This desperate attempt to maintain political relevance does not impress the people, who much prefer to watch His Excellency President Naquichinisa Hiraku's channel. The so-called "Government in exile" are noting more than a pack of weak old men hiding from justice, who have no respect for the democratic will of the people who have elected and reelected His Excellency President Naquichinisa Hiraku multiple times. Toki Rusiguunda himself is the worst of them, a feeble "centrist" President who couldn't handle a few military coups and fled behind the skirts of the foreigners. For such a man, who maintains with a straight face that simply because he was overthrown by the military and never allowed to return to partake in any elections that he is "still technically in power."
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Postby Captain-Socialist » Sun Jun 04, 2017 3:06 pm

Ex-Military Dictator General Ikari Pwuix Insists that "Actually I'm still President for Life"
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The murderous right-wing tyrant who was overthrown in the Glorious Peoples Revolution of 4190-91, General Ikari Pwuix, has claimed that his appointment as President for Life still stands in a letter to a local newspaper near his plantation where he has lived in peaceful reclusion since his ouster.

A brutal, bloody handed military dictator, who used populistic rhetoric, anti-Communism and the pretext of maintaining stability to justify years of brutal authoritarian rule during which elections were rigged, opponents jailed on trumped charges or driven into exile all while he constructed a ridiculous personality cult, illegally extending his terms of office until he threw aside all pretext of constitutional legality and made himself President for Life, all while enriching himself at the nations expense. General Ikari Pwuix's military regime replaced the democratically elected coalition government of President Toki Rusiguunda, suppressed the Zenshō Socialists and trade union movement ruthlessly and railed against all criticism from the more liberal sections of the plantation class as "Western liberal interference." A man more unlike our current democratically elected and much beloved ruler, His Excellency President for Life Naquichinisa Hiraku, could not be imagined. General Ikari Pwuix was a corrupt monster whose rule is a blight on our national history, and it only goes to show the great mercy and clemency of His Excellency that he was pardoned and allowed to live out a peaceful retirement from politics with a government pension.

Yet in a unusual public statement, addressed as a polite letter to the editor of a nearby village paper (the "Chīsanamura Shinbun"), the former dictator has insulted our reigning President by claiming that his entirely illegal, unconstitutional and undemocratic assumption of the Presidency for Life is still in force, when it is perfectly evident that His Excellency President for Life Naquichinisa Hiraku is clearly the peoples only choice as their lifelong tribune and champion against the dark forces of the liberal elite, the Communists and all others who threaten our stability.
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Postby Captain-Socialist » Tue Jun 27, 2017 8:16 am

Military Restores Ikari Pwuix to Presidency on same day as State Funeral Announced for former President Ikari Pwuix
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Today a successful military coup ousted President Naquichinisa Hiraku and restored General Ikari Pwuix to power. Unfortunately, it later emerged the General had died peacefully in his sleep a few hours earlier. His Excellency President Naquichinisa Hiraku is expected to lead the nation in mourning the loss of his twice over predecessor.

Citizens!

We, the Military National Salvation Council of the Federal Republic of Chūhōkō, today took the grave decision to take matters into our own hands. We have seized control of the Presidential palace, the safe parts of the Chamber of Deputies that weren't damaged in previous coups, all government ministries not yet seized by foreign corruptions as collateral for our national debt, and the public television and radio stations. We do this with heavy hearts, because all other options have closed to us.

For years the crazed centrist despot Naquichinisa Hiraku has brought disaster while keeping our true leader, President for Life of the Republic, General Ikari Pwuix under House arrest. Yet we in the Military National Salvation Council know who can restore our national dignity, defeat the Communist insurgency, silence the slanders of the liberal government-in-exile, enforce national unity and stand up to the dominance of Dovani by the Western coast powers. That man is General Ikari Pwuix, who sadly passed on peacefully surrounded by his loved ones a few hours before we executed this operation to save the motherland.

Therefore it is our solemn and final duty to declare that a state funeral will be held in a weeks time for President Pwuix, who lead our nation for many difficult years and would have again if God did not work in such mysterious ways.

It is thus with full confidence we transfer control of all occupied buildings to civilian control, and pledge full cooperation with His Excellency President Naquichinisa Hiraku during this transfer of power.
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Postby rep » Tue Jun 05, 2018 5:00 pm

From the Rutanian News Network

rep wrote:Rutania Elitist Party re-established: "we want full inquiry into the loss of our colony"

August 4403, Bozarburg, Commonwealth of Rutania- After more than a century of political exile, the offsprings of the old political dynasties of the party have returned to Rutania and decided to re-establish the Rutanian Elitist Party, the leading force in Rutanian politics between the 28th and 33rd centuries. The party of the Klausenburgs, Bozarburgs, Bruckenthals and Vandermarks has elected Sylvia Hinter-Vandermark (a descendant of the Vandermark-dyanasty which played an important role not only in the REP, but in the once great Orange party, and also gave the monarchs of the shortly-lived Kingdom of Rutania and East Dovani) at the helm of the re-founded party.

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The party also want to set up a select committee on the colonial past of Rutania. "We want to uncover how the irresponsible politicians played away Rutanian holdings in the Carina Neck, formerly known as Rutanian East Dovani" - shared his anger the Shadow Foreign Secretary of REP, Oliver Vandermark VI.
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