Malivia applies to World Congress Green Department for biogas generator subsidies
Malivia applies to World Congress Green Department for biogas generator subsidies
Minister for Cows Chatur Upadhyay has applied to the World Congress Green Department, newly established under Security Council Resolution 117, for subsidies to develop Malivia's network of biogas electricity generators run on cow manure. "This technology is more advanced in Malivia than anywhere else in the world, and it is very promising with much potential, much potential indeed," he said, adding that "Holy Mother Cow is a gift to humanity that just keeps giving and giving and giving" and that "I have no words to express the depth of my gratitude to her".