"Members of the Security Council, it has come to the attention of the World Congress that al-Badara and the political leadership in the country has threatened to invade Kafuristan to "liberate" the holy city of Ahmadism, Helem. We believe that this is a matter for the Security Council to discuss. They have been oddly joined by Endralon, Beitenyu and Aldegar. We believe that this might be the flash point for a potential crisis, albeit one that is a little...unorthodox. This is their "ultimatum".
The Security Council would also like to discuss that Kanjor has re-instituted slavery according to numerous reports through news media and other reports."
Spartak Jalagonia (Hobrazia),
Secretary-General of the World Congress
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