Dr. Coriandre Tlatamulco, Royal Ambassadeur of the United Kingdom of Lourenne to the Security CouncilDiscomfort here, discomfort there, It is always the same. Might we add that Lourenne is a Dovanian nation and a great supporter of this continent. We have offended nobody except the jejune Nsanlosian government. Your government should be more upset for turning to the Security Council instead of solving its own problems. Even Vascania has shown a greater interest in Dovani.
The United Kingdom held no official response to the aforementioned crises because these crises have been resolved, both Malivia and Hulstria without the need for Security Council intervention. We will not interfere in places that simply do not need our intervention. We will not accept this futile commentary from this point on, as it is only wasting our time to address other issues.