Stop the slavers! Zardugal for B, Beacon of Democracy!

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STOP THE SLAVERS - VOTE FOR ZARDUGAL
Zardugal Challenges Ahmadist Slaver Dictatorship for Majatran Seat in the Security Council


Dr. Phoebe Ĥoniato

Yesterday, the Federation of Zardugal launched is bid for Seat B in the Security Council, which is mainly contested by other Majatran nations. The face of the campaign is Dr. Phoebe Ĥoniato, 29, a Charismic Patriarchal Hosian and newly examined Doctor of Social Science from the Zardic National University in Belgae. The campaign for Zardugal's bid on seat B currently only reveals around two issues:

1. Using the World Congress to actively work to implement human rights, freedom and democracy on a global scale.
2. Prevent countries engaging in gross human rights violations of using either the World Council or the Security Council as a means to legitimize their regime(s) or prevent the international community to act against these human rights violations.

During a brief press conference, Dr. Ĥoniato commented the campaign, stating that it is primary driven by not wanting Jelbania to win seat B and use it to further its radical Ahmadi agenda:

To think that a slaver nation like Jelbania is about to snatch a seat for themselves in the Security Council through tireless lobbying with the other fascist states in the Organisation of Ahmadi Cooperation shows the urgent need for a global cooperation for freedom and democracy. This would have been simply impossible to phantom a few centuries ago. Jelbania is an iron age society governed through ahmado-fascist religious law that allows slavery, the floggings and amputations of criminals, discriminates against women and homosexuals and prohibits religious minorities for even existing.

For Zardugal, which is the number one defender of freedom and democracy world-wide, it is simply obvious that we have to step up and squash their devious plans. In a sense, this campaign is a revival of the glorious heritage of the Alliance of Terran Republics (ATR), that very successfully almost managed to implement democracy on a global scale, a millennia ago. With a seat in the Security Council we can do it again.

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"KALISTAN HAS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF"
Head of Zardic Campaign Defends Rumoured Kalistani View on Political Ahmadism


Dr. Phoebe Ĥoniato

In response to a journalist on Friday noon, Dr. Phoebe Ĥoniato for the Zardugal for B, Beacon of Democracy!-campaign defended the controversial rumoured Kalistani statements on Ahmadism:

It seems unclear what was actually said by the Kalistani representatives, but if they mentioned Ahmadism as a radical force opposing democracy and human rights, they have nothing to be ashamed of. That is one of the big challenges of 42'th century. Ahmadism is not simply a religious belief - it is also a juridical system incompatible with human rights and equality under the law which even incites its followers to commits acts of terrorism, as shown in many countries here on the Majatran continent such as Jelbania. As part of our goal to use the Security Council as a force for global human rights implementation, the Political Ahmadism of countries such as Jelbania will be of great concern. I am very surprised - but positively so - to hear this from a country that unfortunately supports Fascist Jelbania's bid for our seat in the World Congress.

Some Zardic officials took an even more drastic stance. In the middle of the night, Minister of the Interior Safira Panteĥno commented the issue with a "tweet" on a popular social media platform to Ĥoniato:

@drphoebe haha this rare pepoe really nailed it #cantyardthezard



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Safira Panteĥno
Party Secretary, Liberal Democracy Forum
Minister of the Interior, Zardugal

"Pepoe the Frog" is a popular internet meme used as an unofficial mascot for the Zardic alternative right, a heterogeneous set of influences ranging from classical liberal to literal fascists which has a growing number of followers inside the minister's party, the Liberal Democracy Forum, due the perceived threat from Zardugal's theocratic Ahmadi neighbour Jelbania. The symbol is controversial for many, and Ĥoniato did not reply to the tweet. It was deleted in the next morning, with persistent rumours of the Minister of Interior ordering Pizza and several bottles of Seko-Cola to tackle a massive wine-induced hangover.