catparty wrote:Aquinas wrote:catparty wrote:Happy New Year, gentlemen!
I spent my New Years Eve party trying to rope a lady (and a couple of gentlemen) into joining our fine game, regretfully my efforts were rebuffed when she pointed out she was allergic to cats. How unfathomable!
Hehe, are people who are allergic to cats regarded as cursed social outcasts in Barmenia?
Its a sign that they are secretly witches or are spies from Davostag. How could we trust someone whose body reacts negatively to the celestial scent of cat fur? Its an ill omen, that is for sure.
So what do you guys in Barmenia do with people who are doglovers? Do you burn them at the stakes or feed them to the larger cat species?