Every game needs a good villain to root against. Add Davostag. If it's too late this time, automatically add us to the next tournament. Looks like there's room in Group C.
We also bribed for hosting, but I guess sending a rotting dead horse's head didn't do the trick or maybe because we couldn't guarantee the safety of the players and spectators because we like to play our games in dangerous places such as, inside a volcano, or on a glass platform in shark infested waters off the coast of Davostag, or down in the sewers right below several sewage drainpipes, where players have to dodge raw sewage whenever someone flushes a toilet. Mahaha!
We'll play against anyone, anytime. Even if it means playing "Davo style" in the parking lot and believe me you don't want to know what that is...
SRP Minster of Education and Culture: Drill Sgt. Franklin Mendez