Here's a few mostly outlandish (but amusing) in-game quotes I found in old Dranish News posts (I added a few more 'serious' ones as well):
“Where would the weapons and equipment come from once you've banned the defence industry? Will we be defended by all your hippy people hurling potatoes and cabbages?” – Margaret Woodhall, Prime Minister of Dranland
“Their cheap talk of the 'greater good' is a thinly concealed excuse for subordinating the people to the institutionalized violence that is the state.” – Margaret Woodhall, Prime Minister of Dranland
“My tenure will be controversial and it is, quite obviously, true that I am the most right-wing Prime Minister this country has seen in several decades.” – Margaret Woodhall, Prime Minister of Dranland
“Democracy is frustrating a lot of the time. Dictatorship is more efficient, but that's not the way we do things in Dranland - and anyway, more people get killed that way.” – Cadfael Maddocks, Prime Minister of Dranland
“I am a politician! I compromise all the time - with my wife, with my children, with my dog, with my MPs, with my Cabinet and with members of the other parties.” – Cadfael Maddocks, Prime Minister of Dranland
"The whole uncivilized bunch on the opposite benches can get stuffed" – Craig Warwick, Prime Minister of Dranland
“Townsend's statement was completely out of order, but by Dranish standards I suppose it was tame. After all, the Green woman has accused us of slavery on Twitter - and she's supposed to be our ally!” - George Butterworth, Dranish socialist leader
"I say myself that I am beautiful, and I think that all woman strive to look like me.“ – Melissa Hargreaves, Prime Minister of Dranland
“Tell these old, grey men that their time is over. Tell them to give us back our future, and then get lost!” – Benji Benandez, Dranish Politician and Finance Minister
“Human rights means doing whatever the f**k you want” – Benji Benandez, Dranish politician and Finance Minister
"What 'social justice' is for the filthy left-wing mob, 'morality' is for the clerical-regressive yokels.” – Benji Benandez, Dranish politician and Finance Minister
"I'll get drunk as hell at the next bar and then blow my remaining ministerial salary at the casino before the fascists proceed to banning both.” – Benji Benandez, Dranish politician and Finance Minister
“It is all too obvious that there are sinister clerical-communist circles who strive for establishing an egalitarian theocracy where the state and the church form a synergy of oppression and plunder." – Benji Benandez, Dranish politician and Finance Minister
"Unionism means that we shall preserve the unitarist political system that currently exists, opposing destabilizing devolution policies and granting freedom to ethnic communities while also defending the freedom of the individual against the political aspirations of groups". – Julia Breckinridge, Prime Minister of Dranland
“Liberty can only derive from natural law, and natural law is a comprehensive, god-given system that humanity is not entitled to alter or adjust according to short-lived trends or crazes, like homosexuality.” – Dr. Francesca dos Santos, Dranish politician and Health Minister
“Can anyone imagine a more perverse idea than forcing faithful Hosians like me to give away my money to enable irresponsible teenage girls to kill off their children because they were too drunk to use a damn condom?"” – Dr. Francesca dos Santos, Dranish politician and Health Minister
