Some jokes from Hawaii:
The king says: "I am getting old. I cannot figure out who should be my heir. The first person that can swim across the moat will be the king."
Several people try to get across the moat, and all of them sink or get eaten by sharks. Finally, a Hawaiian gets across.
"You want to be the new king of Hawaii?" the old king says.
"No, I want get back at that haole that pushed me into that moat!"
A Filipino scientist was trying to become famous by training a cockroach. First he made a straight runway and drew a line on it. The cockroach easily ran to the finish line.
The Filipino decided to cut two legs off of the cockroach to see how smart it was. With some effort, the cockroach ran to the finish line.
Then the Filipino cut off two more legs, and the cockroach, with much effort, reached the finish line.
Then he cut off the last two legs on the cockroach. When he said "Run cockroach", the cockroach didn't move. The Filipino scientist recorded in his notebook: "After cutting off all of its legs, the cockroach became deaf."
There were two men in a bar, a Kanaka and a haole. The haole guy was starting to be a smartass, so the Kanaka said "Step outside, brah." BOOM! The Kanaka was on the ground! The haole said, "Karate from Japan."
They went back into the bar, and the haole guy was still being a smartass, so the Kanaka said "Eh, step outside." BOOM! BOOM! The Kanaka was on the ground, and the haole said "Kung Fu from China."
They went back into the bar and yet again the haole was being a smartass. The Kanaka said "Step outside." BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! The haole guy was on the ground, and the Kanaka said, "Crowbar from Sears."
I'll post some more jokes when I have enough time.
Note that "haole" means a white man and "Kanaka" means native Hawaiian.
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