If you were...

[Mr.Yankees]

Well, the poll question kind of says it all. Feel free to discuss your feelings/reactions.

[JuliaAJA]

I would invite Iran to help invade Saudi Arabia. The Saudis outlaw pink and red around Valentine's Day, I think that is a bit oppressive and crazed.

[Darvian]

You know how I feel, well...sort of.

[GreekIdiot]

You Americans...

[Darvian]

You Americans...

Not sure what that means, other than a standard line of many people. Though, for the public's sake I will state as far as I know Mr. Yankees and I are of two different opinions on this whole affair. So, 'You Americans...' Which one are you referencing and for what?

[JuliaAJA]

You Americans...

George, would you like to invade Turkey instead?

[GreekIdiot]

Ah good point, but no. I don't care about Turks as long as they stay where they belong.

Which means in a place where it's none of my business.

[JuliaAJA]

Ah good point, but no. I don't care about Turks as long as they stay where they belong.

Which means in a place where it's none of my business.

What if the Turks are trying to re-establish the Ottoman Empire with Greece?

[GreekIdiot]

Well, the people of Iran aren't trying to establish anything on the US, for sure.

[AngryMollusc]

Oh for goodness sake. You give me total control of a nation, and that's the only choice I get to make? Damn it, I'd be far too busy building presidential palaces to care about Iran...

Obviously, it depends on the nation I get. If the nation in question is tiny, defenseless, neighboring Iran and without any international allies, I'd probably keep my mouth shut. Otherwise I might stretch to saying the odd nice thing about them in public.

Out of interest, why isn't there an option for people who think Iran is fine the way it is (I assume some exist) and want to help it stay that way?