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[GreekIdiot]

Conclave 1/8

Regarding: Kundrati's reaction to the release of Book 2 of The Meddling Affairs
Date: January 5456
Discoverable: Yes

The House of Elior is a curious little congregation. Well, not so little; their tendrils span the breadth and width of time and space. They are after all, the culmination of the Yeudi Diaspora over thousands of years.

As far as the Palace of Moreshet (Luthorian: Heritage) is concerned, the House of Elior, as a "contextual" dynasty of the Yeudi Heritage, includes the Keshefs, Aristocrats, Benowitzes, Tzafrirs, Goldblooms and mysterious Debuas from the southern pits of Seleya.

What's extremely important to remember is that, as of late, the dynasties of the Orange-Villayn and Orleans-Vasser also chose to inherit Elior's legacy, with Elias Ishmael IV and now Meleh Gabriel, who sat staring at the wall at Chateau Lucandrine in Lourenne, listening to the conference call.

The Throne of Yishelem was empty; a side-room, however, was full.

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"Fucking Avodi [Head of the Medinat Department]", exclaimed one of the Tzafrir House in that aggressive military tone, "well, the box is open now".

"We knew this perfectly well", stated one of the Keshef House with a flat banking voice, "we also know what's coming".

"Then take out Kasaema", asked one of the Benowitz House with that nasty shipping smirk, "choose our method: implode or explode?".

"It's not that simple", whispered one of the Aristocrat House with that deliberate calculating tone, "Yishelem will not just fuck around with the Hulaneveks".

The steady and calm breath of one of the Goldbloom House could be heard in the room; and over the phone to the King.

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"You do realise Kasaema has essentially only one other ally", said a voice over the phone in that highly-educated accent, "besides Beiteynu, I mean".

It was not the King, that spoke.

[Nileowen_]

Ó hÉideáin flees

Regarding: Rory Ó hÉideáin, Former Dictator, Kirlawa
Date: 21 August 5453 (Backdated)
Discoverable?: No

Rory looked off the boat, contemplative of how he got himself here. He was a 29 year old Kilani male, and wouldn't look out of place in any military worldwide. But he did look out of place compared to the other dictators, with them all being men in their 50s and 60s.

He thought of his initial recruitment as a soldier, along with his induction to the former Office of Intelligence Services, a now defunct army unit. Due to it's small size he rose quickly, and when the government formed the SNF merely 2 years ago, he accepted the offer of leadership.

He was always good at seeing the shifting tides in the world, but the 2 biggest ones he saw were the coup by the military which prompt him to join, and the junta's fall. Now as a result of the latter, he was sitting on the last gunrunning boat returning to the Dual Republic. Perhaps there he could build again, he spoke fluent dundorfian after all, and besides, he still had his whole life ahead of him.

[Nileowen_]

IAMA opens to clients

Regarding: IAMA, Kirlawa
Date: September 5469
Discoverable?: Only to interested customers

IAMA Service Brochure, commonly given to high-level clients:

The International Asset Management Agency (IAMA) offers several services to it's clients, particularly in the more underhand fields of business. We offer several services, including the following:

• Asset Denial is our foremost service. Have a problematic competitor, or a journalist with maybe a little too many photos? IAMA will handle them either publicly or without notice at your behest.
• Asset Extraction is for those who need to get a hold of a particular person, whether they do or don't agree to you. Simply inform IAMA who you want, and we will extract them to where you wish to meet them.
• Asset Transportation is for when somebody needs to get somebody out of a foreign nation, be it for or against their will. Simply grant IAMA two countries, and we will get them from one to another.
• Data Extraction is for when someone knows something, and refuses to tell you. Simply inform IAMA what you need, and we'll get their tongue loose, one way or another.
• Data Acquisition is for when you need to pry deeper into someone's life, perhaps to gain a hand over them. IAMA will find something useful, no matter what.

IAMA is happy to serve it's clients, and hopes many of you consider our services soon. If you need a service not mentioned on the list, simply contact an IAMA handler and we'll see what we can do for you.

[Robert F. Kennedy]

Annus horribils - blood in Kizenia

Regarding: Empress Elizabeth (Ersézbet), unnamed Director-General of the Imperial Security Service, Rookie Matthews, Death of Prince Karoly of NEK
Date: 10 March 5469
Discoverable?: No - the files have been burnt down after reading by the Director-General of the Imperial Security Service.

Fort William, Luthori/New Endralon: He was dead. He died. According to the latest reports from the Imperial Security Service, Prince Karoly had died as a result of gunfire from an assassin. But at Luthori, no one was surprised. It seems that Rookie Matthews did a good job. He had been instructed by the Director-General to kill the Prince and his children so that Her Majesty could ascend the throne of New Endralon.

At the moment, there is no record of any involvement of Luthori in the whole massacre. And even if someone was arrested, Rookie Matthews succeded at making a member of the Iron League, being arrested and charged with murder. Besides, he also wanted to kill them. It's likely he will go down in glory to the Kizenian people. For now, it is confirmed that the Prince and his son were killed on the spot. But that his daughter, Princess Adelaida, was still recovering in the hospital. Even if it seemed not too Hosian to have to kill a child, but well, the recruit Matthews had no mood, as soon as he received the order from the Empress or the Director-General, he would personally kill her with his own hands.

Now there was the case of the Princess Valeria. Even though it was known that Her Majesty personally hates her from a level never seen before at the Imperial House. The Director-General charged her with the order to leave her alive, that the will of Her Majesty was to see her "live a miserable life", without anything, without family, without money.

His Majesty, the Emperor-King, has for the moment, watched with heavy silence what the Imperial Security Service had done.

None shall prevent the Orange-Villayns from reaching their zenith, as the Imperial Commonwealth itself would look like a little pitful game compared to that.

REDACTED: Long live the Emperor.

[GreekIdiot]

Conclave 2/8

Regarding: Meleh Gabriel's assassination by Lourenne, Conclave 1/8
Date: February 5470
Discoverable: Yes

This time, the King who sat listening on the conference call was from the Orange Palace; the Emperor of Luthori himself.

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"Fucking Canrillaise", exclaimed one of the Tzafrir House in that aggressive military tone, "we should blow the box up".

"We knew what was coming", stated one of the Keshef House with a flat banking voice, "we also know what's coming next".

"Then take Seleya", asked one of the Benowitz House with that nasty shipping smirk, "the battlefield is there, no?".

"It's not that simple", whispered one of the Aristocrat House with that deliberate calculating tone, "Yishelem will not just fuck around with the Orleans-Vassers".

The steady and calm breath of one of the Goldbloom House could be heard in the room; and over the phone to the Emperor.

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"You should not jump into conclusions", said a voice over the phone in that highly-educated accent, "there are other gemholders, remember".

It was not the King, that spoke.