Fish Hook mad at meddling ZB after Mirasuli misunderstandingRegarding: A. "Fish Hook" Azzarà, fisherman and Prime Minister of Cildania; Ineż Mirasuli, supermodel and floundered politician; Dumniku Zammit-Barca, ex-top-cop and current-cock-block, OtSB best boy
Date: 18 February 5341 (n.b.: backdated)
Discoverable?: YesQart Qildar, Cildania: Enigmatic PM A. "Fish Hook" Azzarà's romantic interest in erstwhile Jilrit gubernatorial candidate and supermodel Ineż Mirasuli is an open secret, and though the eligible Ms. Mirasuli has done nothing to encourage the PM's advances, it seems little will stop the Aheblun fisherman's attempts to reel in his prized beauty.
Little, that is, except for the wiles and machinations of Dumniku Zammit-Barca, OtSB leader.
According to sources close to the PM, and perhaps controversially given that OtSB is a member of the opposition in the Council of Deputies, Fish Hook intended for his first official visit as Prime Minister to be with the OtSB. FtS apparatchiks went so far as to organize a meeting place and time, under the understanding with the OtSB that photography and videography would not be allowed at the event, as is Fish Hook's general principle.
Astute observers will note, however, that this did not come to pass. Fish Hook has not met with OtSB.
At least not officially. Those same sources tell us that Fish Hook did indeed attend the planned meeting, and was "irate" when his counterpart from OtSB was none other than ZB himself, not the lovely Ms. Mirasuli as Fish Hook had expected. The PM is said to have demanded to see the model, according to one witness, stating "I am the Prime Minister, where is Ineż?" and then to have left in a rage when Ms. Mirasuli was not produced by Zammit-Barca's team.
The Prime Minister's office could not be reached for comment on the affair.
Just a bunch of shit.