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"I don't believe you need to be bitch to succeed in business"
"I don't believe you need to be bitch to succeed in business"
There is no problem that cannot be solved with diplomacy or debate. Anyone who thinks otherwise does not need a gun, but a direct ride to a mental health clinic.
The People's War isn't just a War of Destruction, it is also a War of Construction. We will build new facilities, new hospitals, new farms. We will seek to improve the lives of the people around us. This struggle will be as costly as the struggle against the Bourgeois Army, and indeed will be even more damaging to the enemy.
The great economic, social and political scientist, Karlstein Metz, accurately predicted over 2,500 years ago that capitalism is doomed to destruction by its inherent weaknesses and contradictions, and must inevitably be replaced by a communist form of social, political and economic organisation.
~ Friedrich Pfeiffer, General Secretary of the Dorvish Communist Party
On 7th February 4281 a group of renowned Metzist experts from all across Terra met in Haldor to form the International Committee for the Estimation of the End Date of Capitalism (ICEEDC). With the assistance of a powerful computer, they calculated that capitalism will terminate Terra-wide on 6th November 4320, and in Dorvik on April 17th 4310. We have no reason whatsoever to believe these very eminent and learned scholars are wrong. They have never been wrong about anything before.
~ Friedrich Pfeiffer, General Secretary of the Dorvish Communist Party
Religion, like capitalism, will perish in the end. We estimate the complete Terra-wide extinction of Hosianism as a religious belief by the year 4409, and in Dorvik by 4398.
~ Friedrich Pfeiffer, General Secretary of the Dorvish Communist Party
As for rape, of course, that is a direct consequence of the capitalist system of oppression. Capitalism relies on fuelling division and resentment to sustain itself, and so it sets men against women, race against race and so on. Men rape women because they are being oppressed by capitalism, so they take it out on women.
Under Communism, there will be no rape, because there will be a full and natural harmony and equality between the genders.
~ Friedrich Pfeiffer
General Secretary of the Dorvish Communist Party
First and second class seats on public transport shall be BANNED! We are all FIRST CLASS people, regardless of whether we are rich or poor and can afford or not afford to pay for a more expensive seat. From now on, all seats on trains, buses, trams, planes and so on shall be the SAME. We will all travel in the SAME way, TOGETHER.
~ Friedrich Pfeiffer
General Secretary of the Dorvish Communist Party
Henceforth, the current system of first and second class stamps, where the rich can pay to have their mail delivered faster than the poor, shall be BANNED. There shall be only one class of mail delivery, and ALL mail shall travel at the SAME speed for EVERYBODY.
There can be no class discrimination in the People's Post Office! There must be the SAME class of mail service FOR ALL!
~ Friedrich Pfeiffer
General Secretary of the Dorvish Communist Party
Time and again, the police prove themselves to be the Class Enemy, an armed mob used to oppress the masses and maintain the wealthy in their privileges.
~Friedrich Pfeiffer, General Secretary of the Dorvish Communist Party
The Wolfsheim Virus is not a real actual disease in the conventional medical sense of the term. Rather, it is a cluster of symptoms which are just part of the general socio-economic disease that is capitalism. The main symptoms the sufferers are experiencing are a direct result of capitalist poverty, as in malnutrition, poor housing and so on, combined with psycho-somatic symptoms which are a direct consequence of the contradictions and stresses which are inherent to the capitalist system.
~ Friedrich Pfeiffer, General Secretary of the Dorvish Communist Party
We are in politics not because we hate our fellow man, but because we love him.
~ Anton Weinreich, General Secretary of the Dorvish Communist Party
Although I understand and respect the intentions behind the gesture, this is not something that is universally understood or appreciated, and it tends to give out a negative impression of our party.
~ Anton Weinreich, General Secretary of the Dorvish Communist Party, pleading with his members to stop burning the national flag
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