THE RAINBOW-SOCIALIST COALITION PLOT AGAINST THE DEMOCRATIC SOVEREIGNTY OF THE MORDUSIAN PEOPLE
By Alexander Phillips
First they sent spies to control our party. We were naive and only one was very sloppy, we thought we rooted out the left-wing subversion within our parties when we removed Samuel Monday. We. Were. Wrong. Today a libelous attack on our allies in the Mordusian Conservative Party painted them, and us, as 'Nazis,' and 'Fascists.'
I am going to assure you that this information is based solely upon hearsay and lies. The information that they have comes from the leaked phone records of an HDU staffer, one that we believe worked with the Socialist Party and Samuel Monday to undermine our coalition.
Make no mistake, this slanderous report is nothing more than a political hit job. This is an attempt to deprive Mordusia of the coalition that earned their votes. We would encourage any foreign entity to think twice before launching any sort of intervention, as it would merely be cementing the socialist takeover that the left is plotting.
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