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Postby Yolo04 » Sat May 05, 2018 6:01 pm

Dankuk National News Organization
For the People,By the People
September 22nd 4388
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Dankuk Begins Construction on Five New Universities
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Above is a image of what the universities will look like when they are finished
Today the Imperial Palace have announced construction of five new Universities. These universities are to be built in the provinces of Hyonggi,Myeoggi,Ulbrach,Reunni and Elijang. These universities will each cost 2 billion to construct,stock up,and hire teachers. These universities campus sizes will be 5,076 Acres each and will teach such necessary subjects as science,political science,mathematics,technology science,and religion. More subjects will be revealed to be taught however as the colleges are built. Also the Imperial Palace has announced it will begin giving out scholarships to the colleges within the year of 4391. The estimated construction time is 4 and a half years.
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Dankuk Begins Sanctions Against Saridan
Today the Imperial Palace has announced that they will begin sanctioning Saridan. These sanctions include oil,rubber,manufacturing and weaponry. These sanctions are in response to the Saridanan government legalization slavery and discrimination against multiple minorities in the nation including Kyo and Indralan minorities. The Dankuk Government has also announced they will be allowing any and all Saridan Citizens to enter Dankuk as asylum seekers. Also the Dankuk government has called upon the international community to begin an international movement to end all evil in Saridan.
The Imperial Palace has also demanded that any and all discrimination and slavery of any race be ended immediately or face military intervention.
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Dankuk To Begin Massive Infrastructure Projects
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Above is an image of the ministry of Infrastructure
Today the Ministry of Infrastructure announced a handful of new infrastructure projects including building up new rail lines and airports in Dankuk. Most of these infrastructure projects will be in Eastern Dankuk. The infrastructure of the area has slowly rotted away. However today an army of engineers marched into the area and began to plan out these new infrastructure projects. Some local residents have complained that instead of focusing on infrastructure the government should focus on trade and industry to bring more jobs into the area which have an unemployment rate of 5.72%. Although the government has stated that they’ve begun to expand industry and trade the people in the area have still said they didn’t need such infrastructure projects.
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Re: Dranian News (단국뉴스)

Postby Yolo04 » Sun May 06, 2018 1:06 pm

Dankuk National News Organization For the People,By the People
February 29th 4389
Daily Quote:”Nations will march towards the apex of their greatness at the same pace as their education. Nations will soar if their education soars; they will regress if it regresses. Nations will fall and sink in darkness if education is corrupted or completely abandoned”

Dankuk Tax Code Reformed
Today the Dankuk Government has issued a new tax code that would expand and increase taxes for citizens making over 80,000 DRA from 30% to 35%. Also occurring today was the repealing of the Conservative Parties National Budget which led to a massive deficit of around 120 million dollars. The deficit is said to have cost the government more than 2.5 billion dollars. The Conservative Party has been lambasted for this budget and the Democratic Nationalist Party was one of the main parties poking fun of the Conservative Party.
Below is a statement released by the Democratic Nationalist Party
Today we have repealed the idiotic budget idea of the Conservative Party and finally kicked out there moronic taxation idea too. Seriously how do you fuck something up that bad? Is that even possible? How do you create a deficit in a budget? It was just moronic by the Conservative Party to even try to do this. I simply just cannot stand idiocy of this kind.

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Dankuk Signs Treaty with Lourenne
Today the Ministry of Foreign Affairs have announced they have signed a treaty with Lourenne. This treaty is meant to keep peaceful relations with Lourenne,according to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. However the articles of this treaty have not been released to the public. The Foreign Affairs office refuses to release details of the treaty because it could “endanger national security”. The Lourenne Foreign Affairs Minister was not helpful either beside saying
We signed this to become closer friends

The Ministry of Foreign Affairs have announced they will release the document next year. However both nations have assured us that this treaty is in no way militaristic.
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Dankuk Signs Mutual Defense Treaty With Mordusia
Today the Ministry of Defense has announced a Mutual Defense Treaty has been signed between Mordusia and Dankuk.
Below of the terms of the treaty:
Article 1:Military
1)Mordusia and Dankuk allowed to station each other's armed forces in their respective territories
2)Mordusia and Dankuk will build military bases in each others' territories
3)Mordusia and Dankuk will allow each other to station Naval Vessels in its territories and waters
4)Mordusia and Dankuk will allow each other to station Aeronautical Vehicles in Sekowo
5)Mordusia and Dankuk will allow each other to station equipment in their territories

Article 2:Diplomacy
1)Dankuk and Mordusia will guarantee the sovereignty of each other
2)Dankuk and Mordusia honor each other’s sovereignty
3)Dankuk and Mordusia will exchange ambassadors and diplomats and will establish means of instant communication
4)Both nations will establish an embassy in the others nation

Article 3:Economy
1)Both parties will invest into each other’s nations if allowed by both governments
2)This treaty will allow for formation of free enterprises and companies from both parties into either signatories jurisdictions
3)This treaty will disallow the usage of tariffs,embargoes,and lall taxation for goods made and exported by both parties

Article 4:Treaty Regulation
1)Both parties must agree to an amendment of this treaty
2)If either party wishes to leave this treaty they must contact the other in 48 hours
3)If either party wishes for an amendment they must give significant reasons why they wish for one


This come after Saridan threats of nuclear strikes against the capital of Mordusia and an invasion of Mordusia. In response the Dankuk Government has,as stated in the treaty,sent 5,000 troops to several military bases across Mordusia. The Dankuk Government has also made a statement to the Saridan Government
An empire of evil is on the border of our fair ally. We must protect our fair ally at all costs. If that would require full scale war so be it however we must warn the Saridan Government that if war were to occur,you will lose. If you attack our fair ally you will be met with fire and fury.
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Re: Dranian News (단국뉴스)

Postby Yolo04 » Mon May 07, 2018 12:18 pm

Dankuk National News Organization
For the People,By the People
August 2nd,4389
Daily Quote-“It is harder to maintain the balance of freedom than it is to endure the weight of tyranny.”
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Treaty Terms with Lourenne Revealed
Today the Ministry of Foreign Affairs has released the terms of the treaty with Lourenne
Below are the terms:

Act 1:Military and Espionage
1)Neither nation will commit aggressive actions against the other
2)Neither nation will commit espionage against the other
3)Neither nation will enter the others national boundaries unless given permission by the other
4)Both nations honor the others sovereignty

Act 2:Foreign Policy
1)Neither nation will fund any enemy of the other
2)Neither nation will fund terroristic organizations in the other
3)Both nations will establish an instant communication line to reduce the risk of miscommunication

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Dankuk Opens Up Refugee Camps
Today the Imperial Palace announced the following:
Today we have decided we shall open up the nation to all refugees of Saridan. We have opened up refugee camps capable of holding up to 50,000 refugees from the Saridan empire of evil. We see no end in sight so with Sekowo assisting we will begin funding pirates and mercenaries to both assist refugees escape and begin a guerrilla war against Saridan.

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Dankuk Minister of Foreign Affairs Dead at age 105
Today the Ministry of Foreign Affairs has announced the passing of Marian Lohmiller at the age of 105. She died of a heart attack.

Marian Klinan Lohmiller was born in 4284 in a time of great unrest. Her mother was a member of the rebel group “Free Land” working against the Reyo regime at the time. Her father was a soldier and was killed when a ammo crate exploded next to him in 4285. When she was 15 years old she went to Klavia on a school trip. “I was astonished by the government there” she wrote in her diary. She later came back and begun supporting Taeyangdou and her rise to the throne of Dankuk. Later on in her life she would serve as ambassador to several nations including Kazulia,Istalia,Vanuku,Klavia,and Sekowo. However it was only during the Sørvestland War was her diplomatic prowess put on full display. She openly negotiated an end to the war and was able to get Kazulia to give back all lands conquered by them. She was later appointed Minister of Foreign Affairs which she held until today.
Some of her accomplishments include:
*Ending the Sørvestland War
*Signing multiple treaties with foreign powers including Military treaties with Mordusia and Sekowo
*Signing into law several civil rights bills
*Signing Mutual peace agreements with Lourenne and Kazulia
*Expanding military assistance to nations like Saridan,Bianjie,and Medina
*Increasing number of trade routes with multiple nations

The Empress Yoon Jin has sent her condolences saying:
To the family of Marian Lohmiller we express our sincerest sympathies.

The Imperial Palace has announced that Marian’s daughter, Nicola Kurrat, will take the position as next Foreign Affairs minister
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Re: Dranian News (단국뉴스)

Postby Yolo04 » Tue May 08, 2018 2:52 am

Dankuk National News Organization
For the People,By the People
December 21st,4389
Daily Quote:"Sophie, Sophie! Don't die! Live for our children!"
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New Minister of Foreign Affairs Crowned
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Today Nicola Kurrat,daughter of the now deceased Marian Lohmiller who had been the previous Foreign Affairs minister,has been sworn in as the New Minister of Foreign Affairs. At the age of 39 she is the youngest foreign affairs minister in history. The second youngest being the age of 41. However what really sets her apart is her policies. She is an isolationist advocate,supporting expanding Dankuk influence after it has expanded domestically. To her credit she has been advocating this idea for many years especially during her time working to end Dankuk involvement in Saridan. And today we may see new reforms passed as she takes on the world of foreign affairs.
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All Dankuk Intervention in Saridan Ended
Today as new foreign affairs minister Nicola Kurrat was appointed into office,she made her first ever decision. All intervention in Saridan,military or otherwise,was to end today. This has sparked backlash against her as many in Dankuk support not only funding rebels in Saridan but also going to full scale war. However she responded thusly:
For all those who advocate for war may I remind you of our domestic issues. We have anti-monarch movements popping up. We have a poor economy and we have archaic laws in place. This Dankuk must end and a brand new Dankuk must rise from its ashes. If it does not then Dankuk will simply be another power to be puppeted by the great powers. May I also remind you of the threat that Saridan poses to Dankuk. None. There is no threat of that pathetic land against our nation. However we have war hawks who simply want war and only war. It happened with Kazulia and it will happen again if we are not careful and eliminate war hawk thinking. To all those who wish for war. News Flash,We can’t handle war and we won’t unless we fix our domestic issues first. I believe that if Dankuk is able to make herself a better nation domestically than it shall be a great power militaristicly. Until then I have decided that all action in Saridan will be put to an end excluding the sanctions. Thank you.

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Dankuk to Enter Self-Imposed Isolationism
Today New Minister of Foreign Affairs,Nicola Kurrat released a new plan called “The Dankuk Self-Isolation and Strengthening Plan”. This plan in great detail describes how if Dankuk were to isolate itself from foreign issues or international issues that do not concern it and her allies,Dankuk could thrive and evolve into a greater power. One of the bonuses as stated by this plan would be an increase in international respect and alongside that many new trade opportunities. These trade opportunities would lead to a better economic situation for Dankuk that could then be used to modernize and expand the army. Then Dankuk could begin expanding its reach like it did when it was a global empire in the olden times. Another bonus of this plan was to both cut funding for a military that is not being used and expand education and healthcare. However many have critiqued her plan for being too simple. Many have criticized it for its blatant lack of noticing possible threats and war against Dankuk however she has responded to these criticisms as well:
If the war hawks don’t cause war then why should there be war in Dankuk? It is highly unlikely that Dankuk will ever go to war and even if it did why would Dankuk be a major target? Again war-hawks continue to push for militaristic policies that will lead to war. This is why we should end this idiotic ideology.
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Re: Dranian News (단국뉴스)

Postby Yolo04 » Tue May 08, 2018 3:49 pm

Dankuk National News Organization
For the People,By the People
March 12th,4390
Quote: The great questions of the day will not be settled by means of speeches and majority decisions but by iron and blood.
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Dankuk Army At Smallest Size Ever Says Minister of Defense
Today during an interview on national television,Minister of Defense Alex Stäbler criticized the current governments ideas of shrinking the army.
To me it is just idiotic. Why,when we have Nazi Kazulia on our border,would we shrink our army. We should be increasing our numbers and strength to combat Kazulias increasing power. But our minister of foreign affairs says we “war hawks”. Well it’s better to be a war hawk then to be dead via the hands of Kazulia that’s for sure.Our Army is the smallest it has ever been

He also responded to Northern Council exercises in the region
I do not care in the slightest what the Northern Council does as long is doesn’t infringe on the sovereignty of us or our allies. If they break sovereignty then it’s war. But if they keep to themselves and don’t violate sovereignty than let them do military exercises. To us it seems like a waste of time but whatever it’s there military.

He also responded to the withdrawal from Saridan
To me it was an idiotic idea. Dankuk left millions to die in those camps when we could’ve easily eliminated the evil regime that imprisons them. I believe Mrs. Kurrat left millions to die and I hope that weighs on her conscious.


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Empress Travels to Keymonite Republic
Today the Empress traveled to the Keymonite Republic(formerly known as Klavia Okeano) for vacation. She is reportedly also supposed to meet with the president of Keymon, Billy White, and discuss Keymonite possible reentry into the North Dovani Co-Operation Alliance and reentry into international community. The empress has stated her love of Keymon for years now especially the beaches of Keymon. She once stated this about Keymon:
The beaches of pure gold sand. The seas of blue lapis water. The clouds of pure marble. The beauty of that land is just breathtaking. It’s like a home away from home. A place to escape the drab and bore of Royal affairs. A place to let my creativity soar above my royal blood. I am truly free of all worry in that land. If I were to die there it would be a blessing to be buried among those golden sands.

However many are suspicious of the new Keymonite Republic as it threw out an age old monarchy and replaced it with a republic. However the ministry of foreign affairs has insured the public that all relations with Keymon will be completely respectful.
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Taxation Debate Rages
Currently in the Imperial Senate a debate around taxation and budgets is raging. It started when the Conservative Party lowered taxes on luxury goods and basic necessities. This led to a budget deficit that has been ongoing for the past three years. Multiple attempts to fix these problems have occurred and have passed however the budget deficit continues to increase. Now the Conservative Party and the Democratic Nationalist Party have been in ferocious debate over this. The Conservative party has continuously claimed that the DNP has interrupted efforts to fix the budget while the DNP has blamed the Conservative Party who has continually attempted to block tax increases.
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Re: Dranian News (단국뉴스)

Postby Yolo04 » Wed May 09, 2018 6:39 pm

Dankuk National News Organization
For the People,By the People
October 18th,4390
Quote: Never give in, never give in, never, never, never, never—in nothing, great or small, large or petty—never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense.
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Cabinet Crisis in Dankuk
In the Dankuk Imperial Senate mass debate and panic has broken out because over five different cabinets have been proposed. This domino effect occurred when the Democratic Nationalists Party propped a cabinet that would expand its power and allow it to be minister of finance. This snowballed into most parties proposing cabinets. The Imperial Traditional Party proposed one. The Conservative party proposed 3. The Democratic Nationalists Party proposed one and the People’s Socilaist Party proposed none. Now the Imperial Palace has announced it will take complete control of all government actions until the cabinet has been finalized.
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Alex Stäbler Talks Live
Today on the Dankuk Daily Talk Show with Yang Seong-Gi ,Alex Stäbler,Defense Minsiter gave an interview
Below is the transcript:
*Host Stares at Crowd*
Host-“Please join me in welcoming Defense Minister,Alex Stäbler!”
*Audience Applauses*
*Alex Stäbler walks out and sits down in chair next to host*
Host-“Now I’ve heard that currently your under attack by the foreign minister. Is that true?”
Alex Stäbler-“Yes. Mrs Kurrat continues this weird idea that if she limits the military that magically the enemies of Dankuk,especially Nazi Kazulia,would become friends. This is just simply absurd.”
Host-“Now Mrs. Kurrat has stated her willingness to attempt to mend relations with Kazulia and Indrala after years of what many have called a war of insults and words. Do you believe Kazulia can be allies with Dankuk?”
Alex Stäbler-“Listen. We can absolutely not be allies. Kazulia is an evil regime that has constantly attacked this great land with both physical attacks and economic attacks. And when I say this I say it from my own mind and I know when those bastards in Skalm hear this,there gonna get all flustered and there gonna run and tell the press that Dankuk is an evil regime and how it’s oppresses it’s people. They won’t tell you how we intervened in Saridan to save slaves and discriminated people. They won’t tell you about our revolutionary healthcare system. No they won’t tell you the great things of Dankuk,but they’re really fucking good at making up lies about Dankuk and the people! Maybe they should focus on there own problems before someone knocks there teeth down there throat!”
*Audience is a mix of cheers and boos*
Host-So are you saying you support war with Kazulia?
Alex Stäbler-Absolutley. Me and my brothers in the Sørvestland War kicked ass. We killed every pathetic Kazulian soldier we saw. I think if war were to come we could kill them all. And I would happily put the head of that scrawny little wimp Harald Christiansen on a stick!”
*Audience is in stunned silence*
Host-So if it were up to you,would you go to war with Kazulia?
Alex Stäbler-In a heartbeat.
*Silence lasts for 10-15 seconds*
Host-Umm…how do you feel about the fact that the Hawu Mumenhes Navy Rear Admiral Mpinkulu Nakht-Thmesie said the following about Dankuk’s involvement in Saridan-“Those reports are completely without credibility. They have no factual legitimacy whatsoever,'-and also saying-'What we're seeing from Dankuk is a continuation of the regime's use of propoganda as a substitute for genuine foreign policy.'We are aware that various Imperial allies have been working to help rehabilitate the Dankuk regime by normalizing relations with it so it can eventually play a more constructive role in global affairs. What is clear is that the rehabilitation is not yet ripe, and there is far more work to do in supporting the Dankuk regime before its foreign and combat services are mature enough to play the leadership role that Dankuk's political authorities clearly desire for the regime,'?
Alex Stäbler-Excuse Me he is a Rear Naval Admiral?
Host-Umm Yes why?
Alex Stäbler-Because in Dankuk the Rear Naval Admiral go’s by a different name. A coward too afraid to fight and that is what we’re clearly seeing here. A coward who has to have someone else do the dirty work for him. He doesn’t know what he is talking about. Listen,when your on the ground there aren’t any lifeboats or life preservers to save you. It’s just your wits and your gun. Obviously this blatant moron doesn’t know that
*Applause and boos*
Host-What do you think of Mordusia’s New Peacemaking Government?
Alex Stäbler-What? Saridans Bitch?
*Audience Laughter*
…Yeah Mordusia will collapse before the end of the century.
Host-How do you feel about the recent discussion in Kazulia saying that what you said in a previous interview as “propaganda”
Alex Stäbler-Ha! That’s hilarious coming from the Nazi Kazulia I’ve come to know. They act as if our nation is some big and evil nation. Please. The only evil nation in Dovani is Kazulia and that’s a fact.
Host-Sir,Do you wish to say anything to anyone before you leave?
Alex Stäbler-We’ll if I can. Fuck Kazulia.
*Audience Claps*
*Alex Stäbler Walks Off Stage*

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New Revolutionary Education Act Passes
Today the Imperial Senate has passed a bill that would set a minimum price range for all educational materials such as textbooks,writing utensils ,folders,and paper. This bill was intended to assist the poorer people of Dankuk especially those in rural areas. The Ministry of Education and Culture has stated that literacy rates are at an all time low of 92%. The Peoples Socialist Party stated that:
It is necessary for our people to be educated and respectful and that requires much cheaper supplies for education.

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Re: Dranian News (단국뉴스)

Postby Yolo04 » Thu May 10, 2018 11:09 am

Dankuk National News Organization
For the People,By the People
Febuary 12th,4391
Quote:Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.
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Breaking News:Alex Stäbler,former minister of Defense found dead of apparent suicide
Today The Taeyangdou Police Department has announced that former Minister of Defense,Alex Stäbler was found dead of apparent suicide. He was fired after the cabinet proposal of 4389 that removed the DNP from the cabinet. He had been very public about his opinions even after he was removed. Family and friends have all stated “he showed no signs of being depressed”. An investigation is being created to investigate his suicide. Although the Taeyandou Police Department has not released an official statement about how he died multiple witnesses have said he jumped off the roof off a 3 story building.
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Dankuk Leaves Luthori Treaty of Diplomatic Relations
Today a bill has passed in the parliament to leave the Luthori Treaty of Diplomatic Relations. The Conservative Party has announced this bill is not to end relations with Luthori but rather to ratify a separate treaty with Luthori that would allow changes to government policy. The Conservative Party has stated that the new treaty would allow Luthori to be a more open and economic ally of Dankuk.
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DNP angered over cabinet
Today the DNP has released a statement addressing the new cabinet in Dankuk that completely excludes them:
This new cabinet is extremely disrespectful towards our party and our voters. It completely puts them in the control of the other,much smaller parties that don’t understand the people who vote for us. This cabinet is not good at all for anyone in Dankuk. It leaves some of our most experienced diplomats on the outside of the political circle. It wouldn’t even allow for our amazing ministers to work towards peace and stability for Dankuk. We shall continue to push for more representation of our party.

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Re: Dranian News (단국뉴스)

Postby Yolo04 » Thu May 10, 2018 8:58 pm

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April 13th,4391
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DNP to create the first ever Party Parliament
Today leader of the DNP, Hae Yeong-Cheol has announced the party will create a Party Parliament where members of the party may elect representatives to negotiate party actions and bills.
Hae Yeong-Cheol said this on the matter:
If all decisions were made by the few elite in our party,our party would fail. There is no question about this. We have decided to fairly and 100% percent represent the people of Dankuk we will begin this parliament and it will solve all internal issues in the DNP. We will continue to control the Dankuk Imperial Senate and we will continue to be the greatest party in Dankuk.

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DNP begins Rebranding of Party
Today the DNP Head Committee has announced it will begin the process of rebranding of the Party. The Head Committee has released this statement:
Due to the vastness of our party and the vast number of factions within it we have decided to rebrand the party. The vast number of factions and there vast number of opinions has made us decide to focus on a specific thing that almost all members of our agree with. We will not disclose the new name and ideas of our party as it could bring up conflict in the party and the nation however in a poll we did the following were to results:
89% Support (Top Secret)
8% Against (Top Secret
3% Abstain (Top Secret)
These show the people wish for our new ideas and party ideals and now we can continue our great parties work.
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Re: Dranian News (단국뉴스)

Postby Yolo04 » Fri May 11, 2018 6:35 pm

Dankuk National News Organization
For the People,By the People
*December 21st,4391
Quote:Ignore your instincts at your own risk
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Government Investigation into Defense Ministers Death Ends
Today the Taeyangdou Police Department released the following statement:
Today the Taeyangdou Police Department will be ending all investigations into the death of Mr. Stäbler. We have determined with guaranteed accuracy that Mr. Stäbler intentionally jumped off the roof of the ElectroFun Company Headquarters. He was seemingly depressed about losing his job,his credibility and being fired by the DNP. This all gathered up into one final statement he made on live television which we believe was a call for help. He pretended to be happy but was really barreling emotions deep down. We wish we could’ve prevented this however these things occur and it is the job of us as a people to mourn but continue to work forward for our great lands. Our condolences go out the family of Alex Stäbler.

However not everyone is convinced by the statement. Some people including a team of private investigators known as Brother Eye believe that Alex Stäbler was murdered by the DNP or even the government. However the DNP and the Imperial Palace have dismissed these claims as ludicrous.
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Tornado Strikes Dankuk
Today a F-5 Tornado struck 3 miles away from Taeyangdou. The casualties are yet to be determined however some believe as this is Dankuk’s first tornado in years that the death count could be very high. It struck in the rural town of Jiangdao,where it is estimated at least 1,500 people live. The tornado touched down around 3:00 P.M and ravaged the town before moving 2 miles west and then dissipated. The towns road system alongside there crops have been destroyed and a reconstruction effort has already been proposed by the senate. However some citizens are know asking for foreign aid to assist them. One citizen, Chun Minso has even released a statement to our station which we will kindly play for her:
Hello. I am Chun Minso and I lived in the destroyed town Jiangdao. The people here need help immediately and I am afraid that with the Imperial senate debating this bill,people will die before they can send help. I encourage the Dankuk government to allow foreign aid to assist our small town and help our people before it is too late. Please I beg of you.

The Imperial Palace has also stated it will accept any foreign aid to help the town however stated “do not expect much as our nation isn’t known globally so we must prepare for ourselves to save ourselves”.
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Democratic Nationalists Party Rebrands and Reforms
Today the Democratic Nationalists Party of Dankuk has issued the following statement renaming and reforming there party:
Today the Democratic Nationalists Party of Dankuk will now be reformed and renamed into the Republican Party of Dankuk. With the parliament vote of 89 for, and 11 against and with 89% of our voters agreeing with this change we have decided that it is time for a rebranding and a reforming. We will now be advocating for a Republic in Dankuk instead of the monarchy like we have now. Us and our allies,the People Socialist Party,believe this is the only way for Dankuk to advance in the modern world. It must become a republic built on ideals of freedom and not a monarchy built on the ideals of feudalism.

Multiple reactions have followed this change.
Some in the Republican Party have cheered this change including the lead committee and most full time members however some like Rang Yo-Han, Party parliament member oppose this change. He believes this could lead to a civil war in Dankuk and possibly create a international crisis with our monarchy allies such as Sekowo. However the Head committee has reassured all people that if the Republican Party was given the opportunity to end relations with all monarchies it would not. The Head Committee has said that it wishes no harm against the monarchs of Sekowo or anywhere else.
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