Jean-Baptiste Boutroux, Private Secretary to His Majesty King Norbert of Noumonde:
Fellow delegates,
On behalf of His Majesty King Norbert of Noumonde, I wish to protest at the decision by the World Congress to allow a candidate to appear on the ballot papers for the General Assembly President election under the name of "King Julien XIII of Noumonde".
This person is most definitely not the King of Noumonde. No royal blood whatsoever flows through his veins and he is, in fact, a wanted criminal in our country.
His Majesty requests the World Congress to explain why it is permitting an individual to run for one of its most senior offices who (a) is an illegitimate pretender to King Norbert's throne, (b) is a wanted criminal, (c) is not known to have any political or diplomatic experience whatsoever, (d) has not even stated his real name and (e) goes around wearing a cartoonish lemur costume.
We understand this scoundrel is currently residing on the Whale Island, trying to persuade World Congress delegates to vote for him. On behalf of His Majesty King Norbert and the government of Noumonde, I therefore appeal to the World Congress to extradite him back to Noumonde, so that he can be put on trial for the offences he has committed against Noumon law.