29th General Assembly Session

[Aquinas]

Below are the archived discussions of the 29th General Assembly Session.

Message anonymously delivered by Gau Raksha Paltan:

Illustrious Members of the revered World Congress,

This is a message from the Gau Raksha Paltan, or Cow Protection Army.

We are a much misunderstood organisation and we wish to correct the misinformation being purveyed by the Military Junta of Keymon, which cannot even get our name right. We are the Cow Protection Army, not the Cow Liberation Army. The Cow Liberation Army are a breakaway group who a few years ago ran off with a quarter of our funds. They are our deadly enemies who we exterminate on sight. They are pimps, drug dealers and money launderers. But we are not like them. We are nice people.

We are not terrorists, we are protectors. Our purpose is to protect Holy Mother Cow, that is all. We don't want to kill or harm anyone. Killing and harming people is just something that happens when people don't do what we want.

We congratulate Keymon for halting the beef industry in their country. For as long as this continues, we will do them no harm. But let there be no mistake: any country which allows Holy Mother Cow to be slaughtered and eaten is considered our Enemy.

This includes you people, the World Congress. Please stop the world murdering and eating Holy Mother Cow. That is all we are asking of you. We do not want to take over any countries or change their politics or change anybody's religion or anything like that. We just want you to treat Holy Mother Cow with the dignity and reverence that is her due.

[Yolo04]

Gaitane Eture, Keymon Ambassador to the World Congress

It doesn’t matter what your name is. What matters is what you have done! You’re not nice people. You’re the worst kind of people. Terrorists.

If you do not wish to harm anyone, why did you poison our beef products with a poison that kills? You intentionally attacked Keymon for the sole purpose of furthering your insane religious beliefs.

This halt is temporary. Our beef industry will be operational once we determine who your members are and what beef was poisoned. Once we do, beef shall be sold once more and your members will be executed.

Unless…

You give us an antidote to the poison, tell us of the meat you poisoned, and tell us how your members entered our meat processing facilities.

If you do these things, your men will receive no more than 30 years in prison or will be extradited at the request of the Malivian government.

If our demands are not met, your men shall be publicly executed and you shall face the full wrath of Keymon.

Do not mistake us for gentle giants. We can and will be violent if you do not comply

[ChengherRares1]

The Monarch of Gao-Soto has to say something

We do not appreciate terrorism as way of imposing something, you can simply impose hard regulations

[Yolo04]

Gaitane Eture, Keymon Ambassador to the World Congress

Delegates of the World Congress,

A serious violation of naval access and rights has occurred involving Deltaria. Deltaria has blockaded Keymon for arbitrary reasons and for no real political or military reason.

We’d like to request a discussion here in the World Congress between Keymon and Deltaria on how this blockade can end and how peace in Terra can be achieved by lifting this blockade.

[Rogue]

Tadeáš Prusík, Permanent Deltarian representative to the World Congress

Secretary General, i stand here today to ask for clarification. Specifically the deltarian government is looking for a clarification from Lourenne and Vanuku. Both governments of these two nations have recently decided to use their naval might to protect shipping of two terran countries, Telamon and Keymon. As many of you know, these two nations have slipped into control of brutal right wing dictators that have violated countless human rights, threatened nations all accross Terra and have shown no fear or hesitation in killing their own civilians to stay in power.

Deltaria, in a effort to pressurize these brutal regimes in stepping away from violating human rights and killing their own civilians has used its sovereign right to stop any and all trade between Deltaria, its allies and the nations of Telamon and Keymon. In addition to this, our government has send two of its fleets to make sure no nation violates our sanctions by illegally selling deltarian goods to either nation, something that is allowed in accordance with international law.

We would like to know, do Vanuku and Lourenne actually stand for "freedom and democracy" as they have repeatedly claimed? Our government remembers a recent speech by the king of Lourenne pledging to protect the free world from "tyranny and opression" and to fight for democracy and freedom. Instead Lourenne seems to be devoted to supporting right wing dictators when it suits them! Or does the protection "of freedom and democracy" only count when the nation in question is socialist?!

Deltaria may not be what the governments of Vanuku and Lourenne see as a desireable free society. But deltaria doesnt kill its own civilians, nor does it violate every single international treaty on human rights.

We want a immediate clarification from both the Vanukan and Lourennaise government.

[Yolo04]

Gaitane Eture, Keymon Ambassador to the World Congress

It’s strange that the Deltarian government accuses us of being “brutal right wing dictatorships” when there is zero restriction on opposition political parties being formed. In fact, an opposition party already exists in Keymon. Just because the people overwhelmingly support us in elections doesn’t mean we are a dictatorship. In fact, Deltaria has restriction on which parties may be formed. In fact, it’s illegal for any non-socialist party to be formed in Deltaria. But we’re the dictatorship?

We all know that the reason Deltaria places these sanctions on Keymon due to geopolitical reasons. We do not care about the sanctions for we rarely sell goods to Deltaria. However we care about the blockading of international waters from vessels. This violates the rights of merchants to sell their products and is a complete violation of international law and understanding.

The only tyrant here is Deltaria due to there continued violation of international law and there attacks on Keymon. What happened to freedom of navigation which Keymon continues to fight for.

Vanuku and Lourenne are defending an ally from a hostile attack. Which they have both the obligation and duty to.

Deltaria violates the right for problem to from independent political parties, which Keymon doesn’t do.

We are open to negotiating a compromise settlement, but these attack saga is t Keymon must stop forst

[Luis1p]

Maxine Riviers, Lourennais Representative to the World Congress:

Ladies and Gentlemen of the World Congress,

Do not be fooled by the false statements of the Deltarian Regime. Their warmongering actions will be written down by this institution. I will say, What right does Deltaria have to blockade countries which have done nothing to them? Is world domination more important than the lives of millions of innocent souls? Tell me Mr. Prusik, what do you hope to gain with this useless blockade? Threatening the sovereignty and free trade of two nations will not make you powerful nor will it solve our problems here.

Mr. Prusik, does the World Congress mean anything to you? Why did you not present this case to the World Congress instead of immediately preparing your gears of war? Is this congress simply a stage where you can criticize other countries except yours? No, this is not he purpose of this congress and certainly will never be. Vanuku and Lourenne will never violate the trade or rights of another nations. Our goal is to protect nations from war and careless actions from nations like yours, Mr.Prusik.

We ask you Mr.Prusik, end your idiotic and useless blockade, return your fleets to Deltaria, and let the world congress decide what to do to end this fruitless move by your tyrranical,warmongering nation.

[Rogue]

Tadeáš Prusík, Permanent Deltarian representative to the World Congress

It doesnt suprise the government of Deltaria that Lourenne did not respond to any of our questions, it is quite saddening to see that a nation supposed to be standing up for freedom is not only refusing to comment on their double standard but is also spreading information that is totally false.

Deltaria is currently not imposing a blockade on either Telamon or Keymon. Our fleets are merely in the area to enforce our sanctions and make sure that no nation is violating the sanctions put in place by illegally shipping deltarian goods to Keymon and Telamon. Both our fleets are staying within international waters and are not violating any international agreements.

It is Deltaria's sovereign right to determine with whom it wishes to trade or share its goods. The allegations made by Lourenne are not only false but also dangerous. We would once again press Lourenne to respond to our earlier questions regarding their support for these rogue states and await Vanuku its response as well.

[Sisyphus]

Merlkai Hzar, Vanuku's Permanent Representative to World Congress:

I believe it is time for the Deltarian ambassador to clarify his nation's position.

Earlier his government reported, and I quote: "In addition to the enacted sanctions deltaria has send two of its carrier strike groups to patrol waters near telamon and Keymon and has announced that deltarian military vessels will block keymonite and telamonese ships from continuing to sail whenever they are encountered as part of the sanctions."

Now the Ambassador tells us the fleets are there to simply prevent other nations illegally selling Deltarian goods to either Keymon or Telamon. 

There is a huge difference, so which is it: blocking Keymonite and Telamonese ships from sailing whenever they are encountered or preventing any nation from selling Deltarian goods? Has the ambassador got his facts muddled. Does he need to consult his government for clarification?

Further to this, Vanuku concurs with Ambassador Riviers that Deltaria should have come to the World Congress with its concerns first.

[Luis1p]

Maxine Riviers, Lourennais Representative to the World Congress:

Ladies and Gentlemen of the World Congress,

What we see here is Deltaria making up excuses to blockade countries that do not comply with their politics. The Deltarian Ambassador is clearly mixing up facts as the Vanukean Ambassador has stated. Which is it? Mr. Prusik. I believe, regardless of the reasoning, this blockade is fruitless and will only lead to further excalation.

Please, Mr. Prusik, explain yourself and the ambitions of Deltaria.