Meet The New Order Party!That's right, ladies and gentlemen! The Order Party has once again rebranded itself! After all the damages done by former Solentian President Donald Mump and his VP, Mike Fence, new Order Party President, Jimmy Martyr, has decided its time to have a clean slate with the Solentian people.
You know, this party has needed change for awhile. I'm glad my fellow party members would like to push away from Nationalism, it hasn't done the party much good. I will be running for Solentian President in the next election, which hopefully will be 4586, so I can have time to prepare my campaign. I respect Heidi Fjelstad, she's done a lot for this country, but I think it's time for someone new and it doesn't appear like the Right-Wing Nationalist's are interested in running someone new. At the end of the day, that's up for the Solentian people to decide though. I spoke with founder, George HW Kush after I was elected as President of The Party and he supported the rebrand though we disagree on policy a bit. I think the future for not only The Order Party looks bright, but the future for Solentia looks bright.
These were the words said by Jimmy Martyr last night at New Order Party Press Conference last night while he announced his intentions to run for President of United Solentia, like many former Order Party Presidents have done before. Jimmy Martyr has been widely accepted by former Solentian Presidents George HW Kush, Ronald McReagan and John McSane. Former President Rick Cheney choose not to comment on Martyr and Donald Mump has not been reachable since he has been locked up in Istalia, waiting for his trial. However, Mump's Vice President, Mike Fence,put out this statement today regarding Jimmy Martyr.
I refuse to accept The New Order Party or its current Party President. The Order Party has been going downhill since Mump and I left it and I feel ashamed to have ever been apart of it. It is slowly turning into a Left-Wing Haven. Jimmy Martyr is no friend of mine, I will lose all faith in Solentia if he is elected as President of it. Solentia should be focusing on forcing Istalia to release President Mump, not on current Domestic Policy. I find it disgusting that Jimmy Martyr would call some of our greatest accomplishments in Solentia "mistakes".
-Fmr United Solentian VP. Mike Fence
Mike Fence comments have mostly been ignored by the Solentian people, many calling them ridiculous.