The Neuhaus Times (Talmoria)

The Neuhaus Times (Talmoria)

Postby Zongxian » Sun May 17, 2009 11:56 pm

The Talmorian Report is the national newspaper of Talmoria. Reports on the happenings of Talmoria's political scene and occurrences around the country.
Politics is not an exact science. - Otto von Bismarck

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Re: The Talmorian Report

Postby Jessaveryja » Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:32 am

The Talmorian Report - Tribal Edition
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Schultzist Movement Returns
Fatima Hummatapena elected Chairman of the People's Tribal Movement of Lourenne
by Robert LeBeau

This old party has returned to save the nation from anarchy as the The Secular Social Conservative Party goes bankrupt. They plan to liberalise the nation and empower all peoples, not just the Aslis.
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Re: The Talmorian Report

Postby Jessaveryja » Tue Jun 23, 2009 10:21 pm

The Talmorian Report - Tribal Edition
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Rags to Riches
Talmoria Rises from Beggar to Trillionaire
by Robert LeBeau

Within one month of the elections the Schultzist Government has taken Talmoria from having the worst GDP on Terra to having an unrivaled GDP. Our GDP is now 123,840,000,000,000 LOD, the Schultzists are solely to thank as the cabinet is in transition.
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Talmorian News Network - Jededah

Postby Jessaveryja » Thu Jun 25, 2009 4:44 am

Talmorian News Network
Office Chairs
Where have they gone?
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The government announced today that all office chairs owned by the government are to be collected and sold in Talmoria and abroad. The proceeds are to go to paying off all debts of Talmoria, if anyone has a chair or any other office furniture they would like to donate, they should contact the Finance Ministry. As soon as possible the government hopes to replace the furniture, but this is expected to take a few years.

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Re: Talmorian News Network - Jededah

Postby Jessaveryja » Thu Jun 25, 2009 11:28 am

Talmorian News Network
War
Pontesi Warned
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The government announced today that if the Pontesian Dynastic Empire does not withdraw all troops from the Nation of Gaduridos upon their withdrawal from the Protectorate treaty, that it shall be considered an act of war against Talmoria.

Website: http://www.defenceministry.tal/declarationofgaduridos

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Talmorian News Network - Jededah

Postby Jessaveryja » Thu Jun 25, 2009 12:39 pm

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Free Vacations
To Trigunia
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The government announced today that the Ministry of Environment and Tourism will be providing all citizens of Pontesi free vacations to Trigunia. Opting out is a crime and will be punished with time in an integration center until further notice.

Website: http://www.enviromentandtourismministry.tal/freevacations

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Talmorian News Network - Jededah

Postby Jessaveryja » Fri Jun 26, 2009 5:53 am

Welcome to the Talmorian News Network, a franchise of Dawson-Klink Multimedia.
Live from Jededah, I'm Robert LeBeau with the News.


New Freedoms means New Music

Today Minister of Education and Culture Fikriyya Wind announced that new music charts showed great change. Here is the speech she gave today to the legislature.

Fikriyya Wind, Minister of Education and Culture wrote:It is my pleasure to announce that the first all-inclusive music charts have shown a love of many bands, previously not imported or released in Talmoria. I am glad that the current government has been able to introduce the people to these artists and I am more than pleased to announce a national concert tour of many of the top 100 artists, as well as a major project to update and construct concert venues across the nation. The tour will be for five years and every artist will be sure to give one concert a year in every city. The construction project, named Concerts for the People 2777, will take as long as ten years to complete.


Great speech from the Minister. This will be my last time doing the news here for some time while I tend to matters with Dawson-Klink Multimedia, I will be back on air as soon as possible.

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Re: Talmorian News Network - Jededah

Postby Jessaveryja » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:19 pm

Welcome to the Talmorian News Network, a franchise of Dawson-Klink Multimedia.
Live from Jededah, I'm Muhammed Hakim with the News.


Mobile Military

Upon hearing reports that Pontesi continues to occupy Gaduridos after the latter withdrew from the Protectorate treaty, the declaration of war was made and a state of emergency declared nationwide.

Here is the Caliph's Talmorian Air Force on route.
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Here is a joint Air Force - Navy Task Force on route.
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More news is to come as the forces advance across the Gulf of Saint Sebastian and into the Anantonese Ocean.

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Re: Talmorian News Network - Jededah

Postby Jessaveryja » Sat Jun 27, 2009 6:55 pm

Welcome to the Talmorian News Network, a franchise of Dawson-Klink Multimedia.
Live from Jededah, I'm Muhammed Hakim with the News.


[b]Military Circles around Gulf

Upon order by the Grand-Secretariat, the Talmorian Military halts in the middle of the Gulf of Saint Sebastian and is now circling waiting for further instructions.

More news to come later.

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Talmorian News Network - Jededah

Postby Jessaveryja » Wed Jul 08, 2009 3:55 am

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Civil War

The war with Pontesi is off and the legislature is dissolved. No time for more, explosions outside.

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Welcome to Dawson-Klink Television News, broadcasting for Talmorian News Network In Exile.
Live from Port Andalay, Lodamun, I'm Muhammed Hakim with the News.


Pontesian Misinformation

The Pontesian Enquirer reported a while back that a Talmorian spy attempted to sabotage the water supply in Gaduridos. The Talmorian Intellegence Agency reports that the spy was acting against the Birahteynu Conventions and against orders from Talmoria. It is believed that he was involved in the revolt against the High Chiefdom.

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