A Fairer, Freer, and Just SocietyMy Plans for Darnussia, by Luuk ChelvebergenWe've got quite the road ahead of us. The next general election is in two-and-a-half years, but that doesn't mean we can't start suing for change now. We, the Democratic Liberals will be the change for you. A few months ago, I announced part one and two of our manifesto. These parts related to foreign policy, our armed forces and also healthcare and reflect the fundamental issues with our society that we hope to, with your support, put right.
In terms of part one, or the military, we've outlined our plans to make the military an inclusive place by removing limits on homosexuals, women and ethnic minorities so that we can revolutionise the military into an establishment in which merit equates to success, not unchangeable characteristics, thereby allowing for the incorporation of the best amongst all walks of life.
In part two, or healthcare, we've set out our plans for a fair and just healthcare system which respects the rights and safety of individuals by pledging to distribute free contraceptives as to combat sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies. We've also pledged to extend the wonderful possibilities that IVF can bring to a potential parent by increasing the scope of who can take part in the procedure. Most importantly, we've pledged to legalise cannabis for recreational purposes as to create a society in which no one is punished for something that is not harmful to anyone.
This morning, I announced part three of our manifesto, or the part relating to the Exchequer. In it, I set out our goals to institute a living wage so that all members of society are guaranteed a safety net. Amongst other things, I also set out plans for the legalisation of pornography for those who are mature enough to produce, take part in and watch it as to break down the societal stigma against sex and healthy relationships.
In part four, relating to justice, I'll announce plans to demilitarise the police service by phasing out the use of military weapons, instituting warrants for searches and restricting their patrols to public property. I'll also announce my pledge to remove the death penalty and police torture as these barbaric practices have no place in a fair and just society. I'll also announce my plans to destroy the DNA registry and to bring about a more rehabilitative prison system.
In part five, relating to education, I'll announce plans to introduce mandatory sex education classes as to equip the future generation with the knowledge they need to form safe, healthy relationships in the future.
In part six, relating to liberty, I'll announce my plans to allow homosexual couples, and those without partners to adopt as this amazing experience should be open to anyone willing to help the most vulnerable and desperate in society, regardless of sexual orientation or marital status. I'll also announce plans to allow for cross-dressing, interracial marriages (and sex), and most importantly, civil unions for same-sex couples so that regardless of who you love, you can enter into a legally recognised relationship. I'll also legalise public nudity in certain environments such as colonies and beaches.
In part seven, relating to religion, I'll decriminalise blasphemy, this doesn't mean I'll decriminalise religious hatred or the incitement thereof, but allow for criticism and freedom of speech as fundamental rights. I'll also encourage school prayers but not force children to pray, I'll instead promote respect and tolerance for the church.
After I'm elected, I also hope to tear down the tyrannous Reichstag and replace it with a States-General, and in the process, morphing the role of Fuhrer into President.
As for my potential cabinet, I've chosen the following people to help me build the society that we desperately need:
My Foreign Affairs minister will be Josef Schneider.
My Internal Affairs minister will be Valeska Schwartz.
My Finance minister will be Diethelm Van Rompa.
My Defence minister will be Fred Herberts.
My Justice minister will be Miranda Aukes.
My Infrastructure and Transport minister will be Bernhard Vogt.
My Health and Social Services minister will be Jo Leeuwenhoek.
My Education and Culture minister will be Amanda Wörner.
My Science and Technology minister will be Friedrich Giese.
My Food and Agriculture minister will be Stephanie Brams.
My Environment and Tourism minister will be Traugott Gehring.
Finally, my Trade and Industry minister will be Fleur Aleshite.
We've got a long way to go, but I believe that we can do it if we pull together and peacefully enact a new kind of Darnussia.
Luuk Chelvebergen
DemLib Leader